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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 2h

Sounders’ chances of facing Minnesota United up to 71% after last night’s win.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2h

Also lying:
- your own eyes
- every bit of video evidence
- the fabric of reality itself

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 2h

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 2h

Georgi Minoungou has picked up an assist off the bench for Burkina Faso, who now lead Ethiopia 2-0.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3h

Look, maybe not *all* ICE and CBP agents are bloodthirsty psychopaths, but there are plenty of stories like this one and the rest of them sure as shit don't seem to mind, so ...

Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 3h

CBP agents knocked on an El Paso home at 7:15 a.m.

The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.

While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.

The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 4h

It’s incorrect in American lexicon and ap style

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Steve Voght @voght.org · 7h

At @sounderatheart.com and @rideofvalkyries.com we promise that every typo, piece of weird lead art and paragraph of stilted prose has been and will continue to be 100% painstakingly created and edited by real humans

Jeff Veillette @jeffveillette.bsky.social · 7h

Truly atrocious piece, too. Screencapping so you don't have to give them the traffic.

Literally just an emotionless, robotic summary of the game sheet, with a note telling us that they couldn't even bother getting an editor to skim it

The race to the bottom is such garbage

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Jeff Veillette @jeffveillette.bsky.social · 7h

You can leave feedback to MLS about their AI recaps here: www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...

MLSsoccer.com - The Official Site of Major League Soccer

All the latest MLS news, scores, stats, standings and highlights. Plus special coverage of US Soccer and Canada Soccer.

www.mlssoccer.com

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 7h

It can’t even be bothered to list the score correctly.

Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 7h

As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others:

This sucks so hard.

MLS is using generative AI to write match recaps. Writers used to get paid freelance rates to do that. Hssssss.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 7h

Just a reminder that this game was rescheduled for leagues cup

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 17h

It would be cool to poop on.

Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 23h

Downtown could have "like, a 10-foot wall" where people could talk to AI versions of historical figures. "How cool would this be if we had like, a 10 foot wall. It's interactive and it's historical. And you could talk to Martin Luther King."...

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 19h

Never heard of it

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 21h

Looking good

Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 21h

Unmatched ⭐️ ️

The only MLS club with all five annual trophies.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22h

Sounders saying it will line up as a 4231. I suspect it will look more like a 3421.

Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 22h

Tonight's Delta Starting XI for #SEAvRSL! 🤩

📰: sndrs.com/ua4pi3cw

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 23h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 1d

Since sounders only had 13 available outfield players, they were allowed to sign three players on short-term loans.

Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 1d

NEWS | Tacoma Defiance players Sebastian Gomez, Peter Kingston and Antino Lopez are all available for selection due to Extreme Hardship for tonight's match against Real Salt Lake via Short-Term Agreement.

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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 1d

NEWS | Tacoma Defiance players Sebastian Gomez, Peter Kingston and Antino Lopez are all available for selection due to Extreme Hardship for tonight's match against Real Salt Lake via Short-Term Agreement.

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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 1d

Admission is free today at the Burke Museum (open until 5 p.m.), in recognition of Indigenous Peoples’ Day.

Sounders FC Celebrates Indigenous Peoples’ Day with Free Admission to the Burke Museum This Sunday, October 12 | Seattle Sounders

Seattle Sounders FC today announced the club’s plans to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day, which takes place the second Monday of October each year in recognition of the history and contributions of I...

www.soundersfc.com

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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 1d

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 1d

There aren’t many things cooler in sports than a walk-off hit in an elimination game.

Dan @danjoncon.bsky.social · 1d

LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 1d

The A’s are dead

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 1d

I just can’t get with a pitcher who wears a single digit and high socks

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 1d

Pretty cool

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 1d

It had to be Jess Fishlock!

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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 1d

As a former A’s fan, it’s very strange being emotionally invested in the Mariners all of a sudden.

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ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 6d

you know, one maybe underrated possibility is that in October weather Safeco/T-Mobile switches from being a pitcher’s park to being an insane pitcher’s park and we just didn’t notice because there weren’t any playoff games in Seattle for 25 years

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