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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 8h

you can just bulldoze the white house if you really want, there's no law against it, unlike the one that will put you in ForeverJail if you feed people who are hungry out of your own pocket.

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 10h

"bet" is honestly pretty great in practice

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 10h

worth clicking through the thread to see a bunch of lawyers going "wait ABA hasn't contacted me, are they only talking to Big Law.... motherfucker they only talked to big law and ivy alums didnt they, thats exactly what they did and are now crying about it"

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 14h

We have reached the point where the *American Bar Association* cannot find attorneys willing to represent them in litigation against the Trump administration.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Trump’s orders unnerved many in the industry and appear to have discouraged some large firms from taking on cases they would otherwise have backed, lawyers say. That has dried up a formerly reliable supply of help from large law offices for people and institutions challenging government policies.

The American Bar Association, which joined or filed four lawsuits against the Trump administration, “has experienced difficulty finding previously willing law firms to represent it,” its attorneys wrote in court papers. In one case, the organization said, it was unable to join a lawsuit challenging the administration because it could not get attorneys in time.

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 11h

i hope the generation leading 45 years from now is absolutely inscrutable to me.

i pray that its mutual

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 11h

taking several deep cleansing breaths and saying "i hope i live long enough, with enough stuff getting better enough, that i become that clueless and out of touch and unselfaware"

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 11h

you are the second person today i've seen to have this exact interaction about this lady

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 12h

it kind of only *CAN* be in that form. the carceral state didn't spring up overnight and now everyone else first targeted is too well-trained to act out.

quite literally "who is stupid enough to Go First"

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 13h

"it really sucks you did some things to earn that interaction, yeah"

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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 13h

The

"Leftist anon online: Guys we need to tone down the rhetoric for the normies to get on our side

Normies: MY NAME IS ANDREW GHALLAGER OF 19421 MOUNTAIN VIEW TERRACE AND YOU STOPPED MY SSA PAYMENTS AND I WILL BEAT YOUR SKULL IN WITH A GOD DAMN TIRE IRON"

post remains undefeated

onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 17h

You know there is time to get someone without a Nazi tattoo and who isn’t 77. The sad part is the amount of political capital defending him instead of finding another alternative.

Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 1d

Maine - Democratic Senate Polling (Informed About Platner's Tattoo):

🔵 Mills: 59%
🟢 Platner: 29%
🟡 Wood: 3%
🟣 Costello: 2%

SoCal / Oct 25, 2025

(Wording below)

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 13h

i do not see a universe where louis hamilton draws two penalties in those first few laps but Maximum Verstappen is not immediately dragged out of his car and shot twice in the head at the end of the race.

make it make sense

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Casey Plett @caseyplett.com · 15h

Dorothy is Andrew WK for goth women and this rules

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 16h

me, grows and even sells literal food for humans to eat: well i'd call myself a gardener or maybe a market gardener because it's at such a small scale i don't want to cheapen the struggles or indeed the work ethic of real farmers out doing hard labor
scott bessent, hedge fund manager: i'm a farmer

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 15h

we've lived in abundance so long few are recognizing this as the security threat it really is.

"my american jet's dad will beat up your chinese jet's dad!"

okay cool. 15% of everyone you know began starving from one week to the next and there's like 2 guns laying out for every adult. good luck.

Reuters @reuters.com · 1d

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month

The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.

reut.rs

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Techno-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 6d

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

my favorite part of euphoria season 2 is how reasonable midlevel drug dealers are, you just escape their apartment still owing them tens of thousands of dollars and they drop the matter entirely. its the law, so they have to let you go.

Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

like, i literally didn't think twice about this until every temporarily frustrated podcaster and substacker came out of the woodwork to claim to have never heard of the totenkopf before

now im all but locked-in on it being a Fetterman By The Sea opp, because WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

literally none of this happens if he goes "OH SHIT thats what it means? i didn't know--i did a lot of dumb shit; judge me by how i fix it"

livestream getting it covered up on tiktok, throw up a donation link to some charity. done.

instead:

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

middleware plugin to make sure sora gets them Floor Hands right

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

i thought the answer was "murder was illegal" but it turns out when you say that to a guy who will just murder you for any or no reason at all its much more complicated

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Squat Erry Day @implicitpower.bsky.social · 1d

Baby Jonathan Banks sighting

Frame from “Beverly Hills Cop” (1984, dir. Brest). Jonathan Banks but like … with hair

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

this game ripped TWO full-on We-Just-Realized-Some-Stuff-In-Therapy ugly cries outta me.

the thought of playing another game just feels fucked up.

absolute all timer. if someone's hating on it tell 'em to take their adhd meds as directed by a doctor, and fix their hearts

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

death stranding is an all-timer VideoShame, because its constantly threatnening you with the prospect of "WE COULD HAVE JUST MADE THIS METAL GEAR SOLID 6" and its the worst thing ever.

you just wanna hang out with Lou more!

and then: you get it. you realize what the story always was. for YOU. irl.

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Jenny Exuma @jennyllello.bsky.social · 1d

im talking with too many clueless 40 year olds who dont know the skulls mean they were the baddies, though

so its at least a little of both

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TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 1d

maybe when i run into the wall of how much knowledge was lost over the last 15 years this is what i'm actually engaging with

Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 1d

Relatedly, I think we underrate the extent to which Trump is a fully normal politician to young people. There's an abstract awareness that he represents a break from the past, but they don't personally remember it. This year's college freshmen were born in 2006-2007.

Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 2d

I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.

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