Jello the Bird
@jellobird.bsky.social
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Jello is just this guy, you know? My pronouns are: lorem/ipsum/dolor
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jellobird.bsky.social
LMFAO
atrupar.com
Mike Johnson: "We've always stood with Capitol police and law enforcement. We've shown that in word and deed."
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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bodhiboo.bsky.social
Gay men who lack the
courage and honesty to
accept and embrace their
true sexuality should stay
out of politics.

They’re easily manipulated
by blackmailers, and you
should never trust anyone
whose whole life is a lie.
Lindsey Graham
Mike Johnson
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archive.org
🧵 The Wayback Machine isn’t just web pages 💻 It’s a record of decades of projects, family histories, local sites & memories that may no longer exist anywhere else.

What does the #WaybackMachine mean to you? Tell us ⤵️
blog.archive.org/trillion/

#Wayback1T
Gradient blue background with the limb of the Earth dominating the lower half of the image, and features the Internet Archive logo modified so that two of its four pillars make the characters 1 T, for one trillion web pages. Testimonial text reads: "The Wayback Machine is my biography-over thirty years, project after project has come to live only there." Signed Nick F., Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
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muellershewrote.com
Bring as many American flags to No Kings as you can.
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Scalise refers to No Kings as the "Hate America Rally"
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marcelias.bsky.social
Tomorrow the Supreme Court will hear arguments in the most important redistricting and voting rights case of the term. Democracy Docket isn't just covering it for the day. It has been covering this case for years.

Support its vital work to help keep you informed. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
jellobird.bsky.social
The ongoing disposition of the speaker of the house that he doesn’t know a goddamn thing about anything is a solid foundation for him to be included in an article 2 section 4 action.
atrupar.com
Q: This has been reported for a while. Cory Mills was accused of beating a girlfriend in his DC apt. Are you concerned about these allegations?

JOHNSON: You have to ask Rep. Mills about that. He's been a faithful colleague. I don't know the details. Let's talk about things that are really serious
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bencollins.bsky.social
Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.
atrupar.com
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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seriesjunkie.bsky.social
Hello everyone.

Antifa is not a real organization.

Proud Boys are.

Oath Keepers are.

Patriot Front is.

KKK is.

Heritage Foundation is.

Antifa is not.

Thanks for your attention.
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atrupar.com
Jeffries: "I remind all of these corrupt individuals, these sycophants -- the statute of limitations is five years. The American people want accountability, deserve accountability, and will get accountability."
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Look, we can lose our minds in a depressing way or a fun way
50501movement.bsky.social
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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muellershewrote.com
NEW: Adrian Fontes has CERTIFIED the results of the AZ-07 election of Adelita Grijalva. Mike Johnson is OUT of EXCUSES and should swear her in.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
“Swear her in! Swear her in!”

#TrumpEpsteinCoverup
jellobird.bsky.social
Because the corporate media in this country is fucking owned by oligarchs. Same with social media. BlueSky is barely passing by with the recent behavior of their CEO and we just essentially have a media ecosystem devoid of substance and fat with bullshit.
muellershewrote.com
This isn’t a peace plan. It’s a ceasefire. Why is the media calling it a peace plan?
jellobird.bsky.social
Thanks Trump
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
A grocery store clerk in Chicago says shoppers see prices “and say, ‘What the f—? .. It happens all the time.”

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/cons...
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jamalgreene.bsky.social
Justice Kavanaugh in the Callais oral argument keeps alluding to some longstanding requirement of strict scrutiny that use of race have a time limit. This is invented.
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
A Bronx family lived without utilities for over 6 weeks after they were shut off without explanation.

The landlord, despite receiving severe violation notices, didn't fix the problem.

HPD couldn’t turn the utilities back on, so it issued the family a vacate order.
These Bronx Tenants Lived Six Weeks Without Water and Power. The City’s Fix? A Vacate Order
The plight of the Ramos family reveals the weaknesses in the City's system to protect tenants from unlivable conditions—and from being put out on the street.
hellgatenyc.com
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
We are living in one of the stupidest times in history.
jellobird.bsky.social
Chuck Schumer built an entire political philosophy around people he fucking INVENTED.

He has never been anything but a useless moron for republicans.
burleyzack.bsky.social
Chuck Schumer praising Trump for the ceasefire deal which has already been breached, this man is such a hapless sop, a sniveling weasel. An inanimate block of wood would be a better leader
jellobird.bsky.social
When democrats or progressives take back power I expect ZERO FUCKING EXCUSES as to why we can’t do everything we have been screaming to be done for years.

If Trump can wreck the country unilaterally, then fuck him we can rebuild it.
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karlykingsley.bsky.social
Hey. Hi. Tom Homan is on camera taking a $50k bribe and no one knows where the money went. If this was any other administration, this would be non-stop on the news. Why are we normalizing this stuff?
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adelitaforcongress.bsky.social
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
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acyn.bsky.social
AZ AG Mayes: If I have to, I’ll take Speaker Johnson to court. There's no legitimate reason for him to refuse to swear her in right now. And it's not fair for Mike Johnson to be holding the state of Arizona hostage because he doesn't want to release the Epstein files.