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Jeff Mac

@jeffmacishere.bsky.social

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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · Jan 17

swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 2h

I am never ever fucking EVER getting over these fuckers just driving around snatching our neighbors off the street.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 1h

There’s also a 3rd position in the A.I. debate:

I’ve invested time in learning how to use this tool, and I have seen that it, in fact, sucks.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 1h

I’m not in any starter packs, and that means my bullshit is working

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2h

“Elliot T! That’s his name! His name is also Elliot!”

-my wife, regarding E.T.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, so you mean, like, WORK. Like, a lot of work. And you did it. Even amongst the horrors? Well then. Well. Well, well, well.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2h

of COURSE you're fucking proud of yourself. b/c you're fucking CRUSHING it.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 2h

well, I mean, how are you supposed to pay his sex pest fees if you want to buy "groceries" for "people" to "eat."

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3h

Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations

Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 3h

the kids today on the social media do love a horrifying old ghoul.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 3h

Listen, I know for a fact that this is untrue for me. But hey that’s no reason not to TRY.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 3h

Is it to just eat it and then refuse to pay for it like he does with everything else?

Axios @axios.com · 6h

JUST IN: Trump promises deal to lower surging beef prices

Trump promises deal to lower surging beef prices

Rising beef prices are putting more pressure on the growing share of consumers who say it's gotten harder to afford groceries.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 4h

two girls are sitting next to each other and one is wearing a purple shirt

Alt: Two girls happily offering each other the most inept of high fives and having a great time.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 6h

Girls don't like vehicles girls like cars and divorce

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 6h

up is the new down

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 6h

mm, doesn't sound quite right, does it?

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 6h

the more weird creeps tell me that americans need to have more kids, the happier I am about not having them -- and I am already THRILLED about not having them.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 7h

no, I don't believe I will follow you back, guy with 17 links in your bio that are all some variation of "harembrides dot com"

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 7h

oh no, now he's sure to alienate chuck schumer's imaginary friends

New York Magazine @nymag.com · 10h

Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.

Graham Platner’s Honeymoon Is Over

Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 7h

L.L. NotTheVehicle

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 8h

as god is my witness, I thought women would like the vehicle

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 8h

I wish I'd done that play. We barely ever did musicals. It looks like it would be so fun to sing that one.

I still can't quite wrap my head around the fact that Rizzo was originated by Adrienne Barbeau. Which is awesome.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10h

Women don't like the vehicle

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 9h

please get off the hood, Kenickie. the chicks will NOT cream.

Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 12h

women don't like the vehicle
women don't like the vehicle
women don't like the vehicle

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13h

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 10h

don't tell me what "Joy Division" refers to. I'm old. I know what "Joy Division" refers to.

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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 10h

want to play "Person"? ok I'll start:

(shrugs and goes "ohhh, geez, I don't know...")

ok, now you