Jared Wade
@jaredwade.bsky.social
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Writing, journalism, photography in Colombia. instagram: @wadejared | letterboxd: jaredwade | twitter: jared_wade
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A few years ago, in what may have been my last enjoyable interaction on Twitter, I asked for movie recommendations. And yall brought the HEAT.

Let's do it here!

What are some all-time movies that haven't won big awards and aren't super well known that I need to watch?
jaredwade.bsky.social
My man, pls seek help
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ReTrvn, the campaign writes itself!
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gtconway.bsky.social
That's twenty-seven flat-out murders. That's twenty-seven lives taken without even a semblance of a legal justification under domestic or international law.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
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transsalamander.bsky.social
Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss
@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

9:09am - 9/9/2025 180K Views
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(I know what he means)
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Love when the innovative genius business savant overseeing the tech propping up the whole stock market is focused on vital concerns like "erotica for verified adults." Same experts who made Pets.com jokes for two decades now fully believe this is The Future. The next John D. Rockefeller, everybody.
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"Usage-maxxing"

Nobody knows what you're even talking about, this is a serious issue, just speak English, you utter tools
abeba.bsky.social
i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get
jaredwade.bsky.social
More murder.
nytimes.com
Breaking News: A U.S. military strike killed six people on a boat in international waters near Venezuela, President Trump said, asserting without evidence that they were drug smugglers for an unspecified group his team had labeled terrorists.
U.S. Military Kills 6 People in Another Attack on Boat, Trump Says
In a social media post, the president said the people aboard a boat were suspected of smuggling drugs for an unspecified group his team had labeled terrorists.
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Jamaica, Queens gawd too
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Enough about the juice though
jaredwade.bsky.social
Woooow, I need that Herzog film
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Starbucks is a bank that sells coffee
jaredwade.bsky.social
(Then we just edit our 60% of the surprise hotel inspector's screen time, replace that with a few more scenes in Mexico, and we're damn near perfection)
jaredwade.bsky.social
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Ocean's Thirteen is still solid but Al Pacino is goofy and offputting, drags down every scene. Give me Robert Redford and we have a more serious, menacing foil to take down. Instantly a more suitable conclusion to our best trilogy.
kimberjohnson.bsky.social
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

The Snowman (2017)
Recast: Detective Harry Hole with Michael Shannon
How it's fixed: Shannon’s unhinged intensity turns this icy mess into a psychological horror. You feel the frostbite and existential dread.
jakevig.bsky.social
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

Mine is "The Godfather- Part 3," recasting Sophia Coppola (great director, but should not have been given this role) with Jennifer Jason Leigh.
jaredwade.bsky.social
WOW

(gotta get Cameron out the paint too though, gimme Rachel Weisz)
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Brian and MacDonald, Scottish solidarity
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I stand with The Man Who Accidentally Sat On A Freshly Painted Bench Before His Job Interview Then Had the Presence Of Mind To Lay Down And Roll Around And Go All In On The Pinstripes.
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mikeblack114.bsky.social
Congress no longer holds the power of the purse, the executive can just do whatever they want with federal monies
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sugarazor.bsky.social
Here's my pitch: you back a Brinks truck to John Carpenter's house and he makes a legacy sequel to THEY LIVE where we willingly put the aliens back in charge. Like we know they're aliens. They're still here. They're trying to kill and enslave us. We all have glasses. And we reelected them anyway.
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Smoke em if you got em
cnn.com
CNN @cnn.com · 17h
The planet is grappling with a “new reality” as it reaches the first in a series of catastrophic and potentially irreversible climate tipping points: the widespread death of coral reefs, according to a landmark report produced by 160 scientists across the world. https://cnn.it/42EJdJ4
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Informing the public about our descent into authoritarianism, top priority of the summer
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Bijan is almost certainly not even listening!
jaredwade.bsky.social
This is the same plot as Dazed and Confused
jayrosen.bsky.social
"Journalists have until Tuesday at 5 p.m. to decide whether or not to sign the form. Those who do not must turn in their credentials a day later."

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/b...

Why have a credential system at all? Because both institutions got something out of it.
Several News Outlets Reject Pentagon’s Reporting Restrictions
www.nytimes.com