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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 3h

The day before they decommissioned the Solari departure boards at King's Cross, Chris and I went to London to sit in the concourse and watched/listened to them for an hour or so.

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Robert Stanley @niftylamarr.bsky.social · 4h

Whatever your opinion of RENFE, they have some impressive station clocks.

An analogue clock at the RENFE railway station at Torremolinos.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 4h

Made this in 2017 for Twitter. Nobody laughed.

Mary Berry cookbook with Zelda from Terrahawks on the cover.

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Charles @charleswheeler.co.uk · 1d

Interesting tactic

Screenshot of an email in a Gmail inbox, from Your Party, with the title “Launching: Your Party’s Regional Ass…”

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

I’m looking forward to Labour’s unhackable Digital ID.

We are getting in touch from the LNER Data Protection Team to tell you that a personal data breach has taken place.
What happened
On 8 September 2025 we were told that one of our suppliers, who manages our customer communication database, had suffered a security incident. A third-party gained unauthorised access to the supplier's networks and in the process gained access to customer data.
As a result of our investigation of the breach so far, we have concluded that the data included some personal information, specifically your name and email address.
No payment card details, passwords or your LNER account information were involved.
Our ticketing systems remain safe, and you can continue to buy tickets from LNER as normal.
Because your name and email address were affected, it's possible you will receive phishing or scam messages.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

I was completely blown away when I first saw it when I was 6½ years old and I remain impressed.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

It might surprise you to know that, out of all ITV idents since 1955, LWT's solari is Chris's number 1 top favourite.

It certainly surprised me.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

A ping on the NHS app. Hmmm. This doesn't sum up our conversation very well at all. Especially the last 4 words. (I assume noting that is a code to mean "he was very rude" and the GDPR means they're coy about saying so, especially as the encounter is filed under "problem".)

Problem
• Telephone encounter
Comment
• Tele con to discuss lipids
• I was asked to discuss lifestyle and diet however he
was expecting to discuss alternative medication re his lipids.I asked would he like to discuss this with a gp or again a pharmacist but he declined although he was very polite.

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 1d

Yours, maybe.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Post Brenhinol (our postcode serves both England and Wales so the vans are mixed) has just been with this to put me in a less SMASH EVERYTHING mood. 🙂

507001 on a preservation membership card

MEMBERSHIP CARD
JAMIE BOWDEN-SMITH
Expires 31 Aug 2026
class507.org.uk

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D J E @davidjamesevans.bsky.social · 1d

Last week: Oi, Kids, stop studying arts subjects like English and get yourself down the Amazon warehouse you unproductive worms.

This week: Oi, Immigrants, A-Level English is the gold standard, a key milestone in proving your loyalty and usefulness to His Majesty. Pass it or fuck off.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

It occurs to me that the most likely thing is that someone input 0.78m and 173kg (BMI of 180) or something at some point and, despite the evidence of their eyes, nobody has ever questioned it. Or that there's an algorithm that is averaging my stats so I'm forever 125kg and 1.25m tall (BMI of 120).

Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Me: I'm a lactose-intolerant vegetarian with colitis who home cooks everything, goes to the gym twice a week and owns a border collie who requires long walks. I'm also 1.73m tall and weigh 78kg and can't even IMAGINE what your records say that suggests this is an issue.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

I've marked British kids' A-level essays.

Our New Britons have nothing to worry about if that's the standard this disgusting government is looking for.

Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 1d

The rules will come into effect from January 8 2026. on.ft.com/477WPy0

Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

"Weaponised fucking incompetence" was another one I wanted to say.

I've sent Chris out to get me beer as a fucking reward, but he's also going to have to listen to all the fucking swears that were trapped inside me as they bubble out over the next three fucking hours.

Fucking hell.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

I wasn't polite, I know that, but not once did I swear. My tongue hurts from biting it to stop the swears coming out. Proud of myself for that. The words "are you fucking joking?" kept wanting to be said, but I didn't.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Nurse: "I can refer you back to the GP to discuss this, would that help?"

Me: Obviously not, since nobody at your surgery is capable of listening or reading. I'm done. Take me off the damn clinic. I'll take my chances with my CLEARLY genetic high cholesterol. Enough.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Nurse: "Oh, it says here that you're obese."

Me: And it's clearly wrong. But once ticked by mistake, it can't be unticked it seems. So I can't even have an eye test without the optician telling me to lose weight. No, that's it, I'm done with you, take me off this damn clinic once and for all.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Me: I'm a lactose-intolerant vegetarian with colitis who home cooks everything, goes to the gym twice a week and owns a border collie who requires long walks. I'm also 1.73m tall and weigh 78kg and can't even IMAGINE what your records say that suggests this is an issue.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Nurse: "The first thing we need to do is to get you into Weightwatchers so you can cut down on fast food, then see about you starting at the gym so you can stop your sedentary lifestyle. Do you know what that word means?"

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Fucking hell. After I came off the meds with no side effects that had crippling side effects, the GP pharmacist said she'd refer me back to the GP to discuss a different set of pills.

Just had that phone call. The pharmacist lied! She actually referred me to their "lifestyle and nutrition" nurse.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 1d

Airplane 2 - "Out of Coffee" scene

YouTube video by Nena Nenas

www.youtube.com

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 2d

As rebrands go, that’s not a big plus.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d

Apple TV+ has rebranded to Apple TV

It's their 'vibrant new identity'

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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 3d

No it doesn't.

A picture saying 'Nursery rhymes with Justin Fletcher'.

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 2d

I notice you failed to mention me in your post here. I have decided to take that personally.

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Dr Scarybear 🏳️‍🌈 @jamiebear.uk · 2d

Merseyrail/Stadler kind of thought of that and put the sockets in upside down, which sort of helps.

And then included USB sockets as well, which have all been destroyed because people try shoving the live and neutral pins of plugs into them because the sockets being upside down is non-obvious.

An upside down 13A socket with two USB-A sockets below them.

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