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@jamesmcahoy.bsky.social

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · Aug 22

put me in Temple Grandin’s Squeeze Machine. I need to be rolled out like a piece of pasta

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 6h

I have said on more than one occasion my life would be improved if I just had them all removed

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 6h

oh big mood. I’ve had multiple trips to the podiatrist to cut them out. I will never learn my lesson

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Penny Allman-Payne @pennyallmanpayne.com · 8h

Welfare payments are increasingly conditional and subject to the whims of profiteering job agencies - who can't even help people find work!

We must stop expecting Labor to be better. Maintaining an underclass of people living in permanent precarity is part of their business model.

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 8h

I’m over qualified for everything they’ve ever put forward to me and I have to beg them to find something I can sustainably do. they’ve offered me fucking nothing I can manage. they are evil and useless and people should be ashamed to even consider participating in this system

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 8h

I will never stop publicly complaining about how little these services have done for me. I’ve been with various providers since I finished uni with two Bachelor’s degrees and they have done nothing but dehumanise me and make me feel fucking miserable

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 8h

WHAT A SURPRISE. FORK FOUND IN KITCHEN!!!!!

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 18h

Nearly 90% of jobseekers unable to get long-term work despite millions spent on private job agencies

Employment department’s annual report shows just 11.7% of jobseekers ended up with jobs lasting at least 26 weeks last year * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Australia’s private employment services are failing to get jobseekers into long-term work, despite costing taxpayers millions of dollars each year, department documents show. Just 11.7% of jobseekers in Australia found long-term employment through a job provider in the latest financial year, according to the Department of Employment and Workplace Relations’ annual report. Continue reading...

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 17h

New awareness campaign

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 11h

I love u hot gay art. I love u watercolour. I love u buying little treats for friends as thank yous

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 12h

treated myself to a bunch of Spunk Rock prints and I am very very excited to get them in the mail

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 12h

thank you lovely Shapes, please go to sleep

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vesta z @godaughtr.bsky.social · 1d

been on the fence about whether or not i liked this doodle enough to post

pencil sketch of lave and mona laying down together in bed. lave has his arms wrapped around mona's neck, while mona presses one of her hands into lave's belly.

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 12h

yeah it’s been a rough couple of weeks lmao

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19h

once I kick this pneumonia it’s time to get Seriously Friendly

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19h

maybe Shapes and goop meet at the market sometime for a cheeky coffee??

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19h

open Wednesday - Sunday, Publique has a spot there for exceptional pastries which I regularly spend too much money on, and it’s surrounded by Asian supermarkets too. there’s one Asian grocer in the market that has every sauce you could ever want, it whips

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19h

it really do be like that huh. depressing stuff, hope your wife gets what they need though!!

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 19h

going to the Preston Market has been a game changer. there’s some fuckin great shit there and fuck some of the meat has unbelievable value

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 20h

truly so fuckin cooked. it is awful going to any supermarket for any reason now, terrible psychic damage every time

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 21h

going to the supermarket is such a nightmare and their installation of uniformed and plainclothes security makes it one million times worse. ask me how I know about the plainclothes guys

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 23h

ooooooh I’m listening, I’m learning

primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 1d

I laid this space out perfectly when I moved in, fucked it up for a year and now have it back almost perfect EXCEPT THERE IS STILL NOWHERE TO PUT A KEYBOARD >:(((((

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had a real deep yearning to get back into playing piano this year and unfortunately this yearn has not abated, nor has more space magically been made in my apartment to fit a keyboard and I am furious about the latter

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primordial goop @jamesmcahoy.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m literally just a guy”

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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 1d

Dancing Thru Grief - limited edition of 50. Now available as November’s Print.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

They fired me from the paleontology department cause I kept drawings the dinosaurs too sexy

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