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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · May 22

there are only two stories in all of literature: man hates fish (moby dick) and fish hates man (star trek iv: the voyage home)

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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 19m

I was right about her 10 years ago.

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1h

getting the tattoo is a mistake id be willing to forgive, keeping into your 40s and after you announced a run for Senate is extraordinarily bad judgement to say the least

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Non-Fungible 🎃SPOOKIN🎃 @kn3rds.bsky.social · 13h

Please check your Halloween candy carefully this year! Corporations are hiding useless AI features inside of the bars in an attempt to trick you to use them.

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Chris Hanel @chrishanel.com · Sep 28

a remix of a yoda meme:

after Sending out Treinen 37 times in a row while standing in front of the bullpen at 1:34 am

[picture of Dave Roberts looking dazed and confused]

2:12am... going back for more Treinen

[picture of Dave Roberts walking with a weird facial expression]

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11h

Elias Sports Bureau says Freddie Freeman is 98% veneers

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 13h

last minute costume idea: pink bathrobe, grey ushanka cap, blue pants, toy handgun, and spend the entire evening talking shit in the worst boston accent you can muster: an Orator from FFT

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 18h

that's Nathan Fielder. you can't fool me

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earth wind and spiders @yuzupool.bsky.social · 18h

Without downloading anything new—where are you today?

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 19h

new balance in shambles

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 20h

The Post is engaged in a long term project of anti-Italianx bigotry, nothing new here

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 20h

laptops peaked here. bring back real keys. a gaming laptop with framework-style innards and hotswap cherry keyswitch socket keyboard would go hard

Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 20h

Epson PX-8 Geneva (1984)

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 22h

it sounds like what a cringy reddit / linkedin poster circa 2017 would say because (drumroll....) it's made entirely from such posts

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A Catbus on Elm Street @hayao.lol · 23h

there is a special place in the heavens for shitposters who have their meme edit reposted by The Man Himself

Matt Bors on Facebook reposting the edited We Should Improve Society Somewhat meme where the peasant is Zohran Mamdani & the asshole coming out of the well is Andrew Cuomo, his word bubble reads "Yet you participate in society, curious! I am a sex pest

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

apparently that 18 inning game was so rough that the dodgers have resorted to starting a position player on the mound

screenshot from mlb app showing probable pitchers Bieber and Ohtani

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah

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Aysha @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 1d

My dad sent me this

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

we stan a short king

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1d

Multi-tasking

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

how your email finds me

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 2

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 2d

ok but tears are clear? and it's brown liquor? why not a vodka? or rum? or a clear tequila??

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 2d

Move the yankees to nashville

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

all kinds of restaurants should do chips and dip at the table. low key racist that only mexican restaurants do it. what, does luigi roma not like fucking chips? bull shit.

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

(principal skinner voice) no! a distinct product with the unlikely name of Xbox Wireless Headset!

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

it works on a pc with the dongle! i don't even own a xbox! i am not trying to connect a generic headset to a console!

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

one issue with calling your product "Xbox Wireless Headset" is that it's basically impossible to google

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