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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · May 22

there are only two stories in all of literature: man hates fish (moby dick) and fish hates man (star trek iv: the voyage home)

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27m

Elias Sports Bureau says Freddie Freeman is 98% veneers

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 2h

last minute costume idea: pink bathrobe, grey ushanka cap, blue pants, toy handgun, and spend the entire evening talking shit in the worst boston accent you can muster: an Orator from FFT

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 7h

that's Nathan Fielder. you can't fool me

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earth wind and spiders @yuzupool.bsky.social · 7h

Without downloading anything new—where are you today?

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 8h

new balance in shambles

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 9h

The Post is engaged in a long term project of anti-Italianx bigotry, nothing new here

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 9h

laptops peaked here. bring back real keys. a gaming laptop with framework-style innards and hotswap cherry keyswitch socket keyboard would go hard

Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 10h

Epson PX-8 Geneva (1984)

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 11h

it sounds like what a cringy reddit / linkedin poster circa 2017 would say because (drumroll....) it's made entirely from such posts

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A Catbus on Elm Street @hayao.lol · 13h

there is a special place in the heavens for shitposters who have their meme edit reposted by The Man Himself

Matt Bors on Facebook reposting the edited We Should Improve Society Somewhat meme where the peasant is Zohran Mamdani & the asshole coming out of the well is Andrew Cuomo, his word bubble reads "Yet you participate in society, curious! I am a sex pest

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 13h

apparently that 18 inning game was so rough that the dodgers have resorted to starting a position player on the mound

screenshot from mlb app showing probable pitchers Bieber and Ohtani

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 13h

hell yeah

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Aysha @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 1d

My dad sent me this

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

we stan a short king

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1d

Multi-tasking

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 1d

how your email finds me

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 1d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 2

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 2d

ok but tears are clear? and it's brown liquor? why not a vodka? or rum? or a clear tequila??

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 2d

Move the yankees to nashville

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

all kinds of restaurants should do chips and dip at the table. low key racist that only mexican restaurants do it. what, does luigi roma not like fucking chips? bull shit.

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

(principal skinner voice) no! a distinct product with the unlikely name of Xbox Wireless Headset!

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

it works on a pc with the dongle! i don't even own a xbox! i am not trying to connect a generic headset to a console!

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

one issue with calling your product "Xbox Wireless Headset" is that it's basically impossible to google

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

might need to actually repartition my primary drive which is currently using bitlocker. pain in my ass on a saturday, the desktop lunix experience

I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

installed bazzite on a 2nd older m2 drive and i think the stuttering is because the old drive is, technically speaking, "total ass"

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I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social · 3d

actually mine has hyperthreading. 4 things.

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 3d

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.

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