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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 11h

Hey Brooke — shot you a DM

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 12h

What is this “next admin” of which you speak?

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 13h

Aw shucks, ma’am…

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 1d

Thank you to all of the lovely people who grace my feed.

You know who you are.

Yeah. Even you.

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 1d

Why is everyone making a stink about Trump and a ballroom?

Were the Libz all up in arms when Obama used a laser to write “CHANGE” on the surface of the moon???

A haphazard photoshop of Obama’s head on the body of Chairface Chippendale, the nemesis of The Tick — smiling as he has carved the letters C H A on the face of the moon using a massive laser.

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 1d

🤫

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 1d

I’m willing to bet that a Toby Keith petition would do even better.

Super Bowl Petition to Replace Bad Bunny With George Strait Gets More Than 55,000 Signatures — Rolling Stone

Petition argues Strait is a better choice, despite the artist having less than 10 percent of Bad Bunny’s Spotify monthly listeners

apple.news

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 1d

“But it’s okay, because I got other people to pay for it…”

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 1d

Fixed it for him:

New York Times opinion headline

OPINION
BRET STEPHENS

Why Mamdani
Frightens Jews Like Me

Oct. 21, 2025

(There is a red line through “Jews Like”, marking it as unnecessary)

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 1d

Hey AL folks: this is an amazing organization we support. It's locally run, they do a ton of work with local schools+ outreach, and by all accounts are an ethical team doing essential work. SNAP ends in 2 weeks and the food bank lines will be huge. Let's all pitch in!
feedingal.org

Community Food Bank of Central Alabama

The Community Food Bank of Central Alabama feeds people in need today and fosters collaborative solutions to end hunger tomorrow. We believe no one in Alabama should go hungry. We believe there is a s...

feedingal.org

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

Send vibes

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

(To be honest, I was more proud of the alt text)

𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

I don’t have the voice to pull this off…

🎼 Poop-u-lar
🎵 Our president’s poop-you-oo-lar
🎶 He’s gotta fly a jet
🎵 To make you forget
🎶 He’s in the Epstein files

🎼 Poop-u-lar
🎵 Our president’s poop-you-oo-lar
🎶 The world’s upside down
🎵 So he wears a crown
🎶 And covers for pedophiles

A visualization of a sad, pathetic old white man with too much gender-affirming facial bronzer. He’s sitting in the cockpit of a fighter, cruising above the cloud layer. The crown atop his head hides the wisps of blonde hair that used to qualify as a toupee back when men had any self-confidence.

The eyes are weary, as it takes a lot of energy to fly a jet, much less the psychological toll one endures when dropping massive loads of feces on peaceful urban protestors. (Likely a relief for one who must bear the burden of carrying his massive loads inside of an industrial strength adult garment.)

The flight suit is a dark olive, and is adorned with all of the bars, banners and medals one would expect to see from a grizzled and embattled veteran of five grueling bone-spur deferments.

𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

Preordered and waiting for it to hit my Nook!

Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 2d

It’s book launch day for Giving Up Is Unforgivable: A Manual For Keeping A Democracy, my first book. I hope you’ll read it or listen to it. a.co/d/43dbybC

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 2d

Devastated that John Tesh has parted ways with his guitarist who looked exactly like Nick Saban with a wig

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

I’m modifying it to KKKangaroo court.

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

To be fair, some of those kids weren’t American.

𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

That’s almost old enough to marry his dad.

Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · 2d

Today one of Elon's favorite children turns nine years old.

His FSD Fraud child.

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 2d

I don’t have the voice to pull this off…

🎼 Poop-u-lar
🎵 Our president’s poop-you-oo-lar
🎶 He’s gotta fly a jet
🎵 To make you forget
🎶 He’s in the Epstein files

🎼 Poop-u-lar
🎵 Our president’s poop-you-oo-lar
🎶 The world’s upside down
🎵 So he wears a crown
🎶 And covers for pedophiles

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 3d

Pearce should have told Heyman to pick one.

𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 3d

Gotta be careful here — our HHS Secretary will see “oxytocin” and think it’s OxyContin, and then he’ll outlaw sports.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

In case you need an excuse to go more live sporting events.

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 3d

Conservatives every time the Pope tweets that Christians should care for and help poor people.

bubbles from the powerpuff girls is standing in front of a wall of flames and says " i will not stand for this "

ALT: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is standing in front of a wall of flames and says " i will not stand for this "

media.tenor.com

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 3d

Many college football coaches are not paid to coach football. They aren’t even paid to be administrators or overseers.

Some make the most money being paid to NOT coach — and even draw a retainer to carry them over to the moment they’re actually fired.

Reposted by 𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵

Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 3d

His “journey” has been to spend tens of millions of taxpayer dollars to legally harass the women he abused. Myself included. It has been unrelenting and if I were not a stronger women I would not be alive today. This man is an unrepentant monster.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Giridharadas to Andrew Cuomo: "It's been 8 years since the peak of the Me Too movement ... I'm wondering if you pursued any changes in yourself that would allow you to come back to City Hall and tell voters you'd be different when it comes to dealing with women?"

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 3d

Someone must have texted it to his son for it to show up on his phone.

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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵 @ikepigott.com · 3d

The new PAC 12 in football for next year has a great branding opportunity.

The Mountain State Conference

• Utah State
• Boise State
• Texas State
• Fresno State
• Oregon State
• Colorado State
• San Diego State
• Washington State

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