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Chaboi Ian

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · May 15

Come to my page to creep you fucking freaks

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13h

I don't disagree, C2 is a more interesting gimmick fersure, I just think they need to put Bandido in a tippy top singles position without delay. The TNT title seems better suited for Briscoe right now

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13h

As for how to do it that's easy: Okada wants an ROH title shot since he just beat Bandido. Bandido says put your belt on the line and Okada chickens out and only puts the International title up. Takeshita costs him the match, Bandido is double champ (triple champ?). Everyone wins

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13h

It already had a great legacy too, you had Pac, Orange, Mox, Will, MJF, Kenny... Will even talked about how much the title meant to him. Bring it back!

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 13h

Oh for sure, I don't think he necessarily needs to beat Okada for the CC belt but what about the International title? Seems like a perfect belt for Bandido and plus I'm not even sure why they unified those titles

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 14h

I mean, there's an argument to be made about putting Bandido over huge like right now, but honestly I feel like Okada's entire AEW run has been tailormade for this Takeshita feud

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 1d

awake again

boi what the Hell text over a picture of horses running in a field with mountains in the background

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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14h

Del Toro, they could never make me hate you

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 18h

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI

Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 15h

Gotta consider the overlap between people who didn't like the puppet and people who think wrestling is real

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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 1d

Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money!

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Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 15h

Very bad news for some of you but you actually should have read Grapes of Wrath when it was assigned to you in high school

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 15h

Lmao when Hobbs did the pose again and then acted like he collapsed beneath the weight

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 16h

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, PASS IT ON

Chaboi Ian @ianbrooks.bsky.social · 16h

People who do the Dana Scully single-eyeroll can not be hurt by conventional weapons

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 1d

I bet if we all whistled a tune we’d pump out twice as many posts in half the time

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Autumnal Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 18h

I'm a grown-ass man with a real job I've had for nearly a decade and a half, why can't I buy a small home in a walkable neighborhood in a city not controlled by cops and real-estate mutants

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 19h

Going to the shopping mall is disgusting but also fulfils the primal urge to join a writhing mass

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Renegade Roo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta BE the happy little tree/cloud/bush you'd like to see in this world 🌳☁️🌲 💜

bob ross is standing in front of a painting

ALT: bob ross is standing in front of a painting

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

libertarian: i’m being persecuted for my views
everyone: you’re being persecuted for wanting lower taxes and less market regulation
libertarian: no not those views
everyone: which views
libertarian: