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Hopey Harbinger

@hopeyharbinger.bsky.social

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Graphic Designer/Art Director. Middle-aged hockey goalie mom. Punk/Goth relic. Vermonster. Loves dystopian flicks and DIY. Dislikes litter and typos. #GraphicDesign #Vermont #GoalieMom #Menopausal

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BooksnBurnouts @booksnburnouts.bsky.social · 15d

This is your annual reminder that if teens come trick or treating this weekend, they could be doing way worse things. Let them have one more year being a child, another year at feeling the magic, let them be care free and have fun, compliment their costume, and give them some damn candy.

a group of cartoon characters dressed as ghosts are walking down the street

ALT: a group of cartoon characters dressed as ghosts are walking down the street

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Oct 8

Happy 55 to my birthday bud #MattDamon. We look great! 🎂

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Oct 8

Ever wake up on your birthday and think “Gee I hope this isn’t the day a global catastrophe happens!”

Every. Damn. Year. #Im55 #birthday

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 28

Son: "Mom, I may need new goalie pads."
Me: 😨
Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!"
#GoalieMom #GoalieLife

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · Sep 23

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · Sep 23

Dammit, I got sorta raptured

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 18

Eff it. I’m eating peanut butter Capn Crunch cereal. Fight me.

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 15

The utter embarrassment of it all. It’s like we’re all stuck in the Jerry Springer show.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Sep 11

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 6

First day of regular hockey season: forgot jerseys. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TurnTheCarAround #LateArrival #GoalieMom

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 6

The Cracker Barrel logo designer’s eyes are rolling SO HARD right now. 👀

Apparently it will cost billions to change it in 700k+ facilities across the globe as the US reverts back to the old name. Winning!!!

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 6

Changing the DOD to DOW will cost billions across 700k facilities. Cracker Barrel logo designer’s eyeballs are rolling HARD right now. 👀

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 6

Cracker Barrel new logo designer’s eyes are rolling so hard right now… 👀

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Stephi Cham @stephicham.com · Sep 6

Fiction will never be frivolous. We need people to keep imagining how much better or worse the world can be, and what it would take to get there.

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 5

Ever pull up into your driveway, turn the car off and silently scream “What the f*ck? What the ACTUAL F*CK!?!!”.

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 5

Had it: Tripping and falling over in the woods today. Again. 🤕

Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today.

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 3

Survived my first #Costco trip. The wallet however…

Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Sep 2

I can hear my kid singing that “Golden” k-pop song in the shower. 🚿🤣

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Aug 30

live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · Aug 29

No notes

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Aug 30

Thank you - Tervs are beautiful yet intense creatures. Deserving of patient and fun and understanding humans. Happy 4 years!!! 🐕

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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · Aug 29

Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Aug 29

Ullmark healthy? 🥅 New other goalie? Do tell!

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Hopey Harbinger @hopeyharbinger.bsky.social · Aug 29

Why wait?