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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 3h

Why should we care what people who don't care about anyone else but themselves have to say? The answer is, we shouldn't.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 1d

I really don't know how to respond to this horseshit. How in the hell is this about education? They going to teach trad wife? As a solution to poverty? Pay people living wages you dumbfucks!

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Ohio Senate passes 'success sequence' bill, which would require schools teach when to have kids — Ohio Capital Journal

Ohio schools would be required to teach students to graduate high school, get a job and get married — in that order — before having a baby, according to a bill the Ohio Senate passed last week.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 5d

Add all the remaining things you want, there's no way a ballroom is worth $2,777 per square feet. #ballroom #whitehouse #grift

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 7d

I had forgotten about this. They created a problem so they could justify their solution.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 9d

Be sure to block every person following @whitehouse-47.bsky.social and not allow them to turn Bluesky into the casserole of shit that Twitter (and Facebook and soon Tiktok) has become

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 10d

So crazy. Why didn't you stick with Mariah! New $50 on the way (with maybe something to help enhance the celebration)

Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 10d

Me walking around in my frog suit at the #Cincinnati #NoKings protest today. Huge turn out.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 11d

Just listened to newest @nevernotfunny.com and wow @jimmypardo.com congrats! Never thought anyone would get the pre-guess. So glad I could be half of a part of that $50 (the Armstrong part - and nice to see you again at Go Bananas). Now need fireworks and a winning song

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 12d

The U.S. wouldn't allow the U.S. to do what the U.S. is doing to the U.S. if it weren't the U.S.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 13d

You know, for humor and fun...

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 13d

I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 14d

By the "logic" of the right, related to immigration and cities and crimes, lighting a match inside a house is the same thing as it being consumed in a raging inferno.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 14d

Who is it that's the threat to America again? This is the future of the GOP apple.news/AcMDxurLLQQe...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat — POLITICO

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 15d

Let's not forget. Trump calls everyone that likes him, stupid. #stupid #maga #cult #brainwashed

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 16d

Oh yeah? You got someone? Ok. Prove it. Release their name. Tell us who it is. Go on. Can't be hard. #antifa #girlfriend

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 17d

Their goal isn't merely to disturb legal protests, but to deplete the resources and funding of ALL organization, nonprofits, causes, and campaigns that don't support their efforts. #regime #fascism #dictatorship #fundingn #attack

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 18d

To be clear, this all stems from an EO and lots of bluster. ByteDance and China have not confirmed any purchase. My guess is they are trying to force people into an alternate app that in no way is TikTok (and shut TT down, per law)

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19d

PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19d

Perhaps create a BlueCrypto to combat the blatant attempt to steal left leaning funding of causes? #fund #election #vote @aoc.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @petebuttigieg.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @thebulwark.com @crockett.house.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 19d

Looks like Trump is gonna declare war on Venezuela now. Not because of gangs. Because he lost a prize he didn't deserve anyway to a woman from Venezuela. It's poetically hilarious.

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Nobel Peace Prize 2025

The Nobel Peace Prize 2025 was awarded to Maria Corina Machado "for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transi...

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 20d

Anyone who doesn't support Trump is Antifa - making Trump a fascist by default. Antifa is apparently a terrorist organization despite not being an organization. Exercising one's right to speak out and demonstrate against the current president is an act of insurrection. This is a dictatorship.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 20d

A very important message #news #reminder #files

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22d

Trump’s order to deploy Texas National Guard troops to Chicago is illegal, immoral, and must be stopped by the courts. ICE is already wreaking havoc in our communities. Let’s call this what it is: an invasion by out-of-state troops coming here only with the purpose of tormenting Chicagoans.

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 22d

Welcome to the very real possible future based on what NSPM 7 proposes happen to 10s of millions of Americans. #dystopia #future #humor #skit #satire

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Wiseacre @wiseacre.me · 22d

Today marks the 7th anniversary since my mom died. I do my best to remember the best of her, and be that to others in life #memorial #mom #anniversary

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