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@hobotakes.bsky.social

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Guy with a problem of buying any and every movie he can. At least my shelf looks pretty. Hobotakes on Twitter, DemolishedMan on Letterboxd

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 6d

i can't believe they have to play again today.

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · 6d

Drag his ass

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18d

Watching the Mariners / Regarder Les Marins

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · 21d

3 more to go. It still don’t feel real tbh

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 21d

idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me

Screenshot of Jorge Polanco with a score bug that shows “Little (the pitcher)” and Polanco stacked

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21d

Wearing my funny shirt to the baseball game to sit in my fancy seats directly behind home plate only to learn that the entire internet is calling me “butt plug man” or just “butt plug.”

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21d

Most normal Canadian / Le Canadien le plus normal

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29d

Time to get serious.

George saying I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Mariners mode.

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Grinda Goat🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 22d

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Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social · 26d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · 26d

I just have a speech impediment

TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · Oct 1

boxd.it/bemB8p

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A ★★★★★ review of Boogie Nights (1997)

Jesus Christ what an incredible piece of business this film is. There are some big names in this and they deliver exactly how you’d expect them to, but the beautiful part of this film is every single ...

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · Oct 1

Just got here

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · Sep 26

Just imagine game 5 Josh Naylor homers off his old team to send his new team to the ALCS

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · Sep 26

But also if they do!

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TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · Sep 25

Novocaine is great slop

TeremanaRyzing | Drink Zoa™️ @hobotakes.bsky.social · Sep 25

Tbf he went off on the bar that was serving shaken martinis which is the correct thing to do when confronted with such awful customer care

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A Mule With A Spinning Wheel @madjaymilton.bsky.social · Mar 2

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · Aug 8

Game Boy Color Fridays

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as Game Boy Color graphics using the rusty brown color palette. Hank Hill is reading a note in his living room. Text at the bottom of the screen says "Mr. Hill, I just got my first period."

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as Game Boy Color graphics using the rusty brown color palette. Hank Hill looks terrified with his mouth agape. Text on the bottom reads "BWAAAAAAH!"

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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · Sep 24

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as original Game Boy graphics. Peggy Hill is on stage singing and playing guitar. She is singing "There once was a turtle who lived in her shell."

A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized as original Game Boy graphics. Peggy Hill is on stage singing and playing guitar. She is singing "The shell was her home, and her prison as well."

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · Sep 25

This right here.

Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · Sep 25

somehow in my mind I have linked the success of the Seattle Mariners to turning the tide against fascism and while I know it has no empirical basis it feels right

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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · Sep 16

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · Sep 25

LMAOOOOOO, he did it again
"Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"

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