GreenGeist
@heygreenguy.bsky.social
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Video game enjoyer, variety streamer, guy who is funnier in his head than in actuality. The one and only @heygreenguy, presumably.
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my reaction to browsing steam nextfest and reading

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Its a stone Luigi you didnt make shit
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
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Putting Dante in everything: part 30

#pixelart #dante
Clock Tower: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series
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All I did was talk to their vendors lmao
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
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Guys will look at this and think “hell yeah”
Beast Wars Transmetal Megatron
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btw when i say the devs were smoking that good and this game deserves to share the spotlight with the all time kusoge greats i mean it. this doesnt even mention that the final boss is a cutscene and you blow into the mic to run from battles
The actual correct move with the gear is actually to not equip it (because the character takes it with her if you do), and sell it at the next shop so you avoid doing a couple of sidequests when some shitfuck breaks your $10,000 boots.
"Oh but if I didn't equip the gear that fixes healing to the first healer I could use it on the new character. I'm very clever!"

Ha ha, nope. The gear is explicitly for one character and one character only. You get to enjoy it for like, three battles.
I still think my favorite part is that, about halfway through the game, they give your healer gear that makes healing usable.

And then she gets whisked away forever a few rooms later and replaced with a level 1 character with the bad heal again.
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Discord added "favorite game" lists and other profile stuff but they're missing the key video games! Insane! At least I can suggest that they add it.
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maybe everyone goes through the inevitable pokemon inheritance where your dad dies and you get all his pokemon and you go through one by one healing and releasing rattatas and pidgeys. they step into the sun and squint at the first natural light they've seen in 50 years
Instead of spreading your father's ashes to the wind or sea, cultural tradition dictates that one should scatter their rat collection across Route 2.
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Imagining Jack Frost, Pikachu, and Agumon having a conversation
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.