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Her Feline Highness

@herfelinehighness.bsky.social

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A colony of three cats just trying to make their way in the world and have a little fun. Support our treat and catnip habits at patreon.com/user?u=84986233 (Mom translates some of our diaries for you).

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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 5h

Step 1: unplug phone
Step 2: place phone on desk
Step 3: shove charging cord in pocket

I see how today is going to be.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13h

So there is apparently a new wave of Twitter folks here? Well, here’s a starter pack of cat accounts if you’d like! go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 11h

What?
Oh right.
Bapbapbap Nazis, too. That should go without saying.

Macie, a brown tabby cat, curled up on a bed and looking a bit sleepy

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 1d

On this #WhiskerWednesday I'm here to remind you to be kind to each other.
Except the frozen cops, bapbapbap those people as much as you can.

-Macie

#CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Macie, a brown tabby cat, sitting on a white cushion with one paw raised. She's turned her head to look at the camera

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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 1d

With the current administrations plan to send troops to more and more cities, it's time now to work on your improve skills.

Get ready to be weirder than Portland. Weirder than whoever first out-weirds Portland. Weird and strange are the things that keep us happy and them confused.

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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 1d

This is your reminder that no matter what the administration is violating the Hatch Act to tell you, this government shut down is fully on the Republicans who are in charge of all branches of the federal government.

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Vishanti @missdiedra.bsky.social · 1d

I've been in this same situation for over a year, sustained by the care of other community members.

If you can spare a few bucks 👇👇

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 1d

On this #WhiskerWednesday I'm here to remind you to be kind to each other.
Except the frozen cops, bapbapbap those people as much as you can.

-Macie

#CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 2d

Kitty likes the sticks more than the expensive bit
Wumpus likes any bauble on the end of a string, so she plays with Sinbad's old toys which are just the plastic bits from the handles of gallon milk jugs attached to fishing line.
Macie goes for string of any sort and ignores the stick and bauble

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 3d

#Monday?
Don't know her.

-Wumpus

Wumpus, a black cat, sitting on a black blanket licking her leg

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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 2d

I don't care what that rich guy thinks.
I don't care what that other rich guy thinks, either.

John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 3d

“No Kings” is great , but we really don't get a functioning democracy back until we internalize, bone deep, the instinctive response to this and every other statement like it: “I don’t care what that rich guy thinks.”

Make it your morning affirmation. Say it ten times at the top of every hour.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 3d

Elon Musk calls for US troops to be sent to San Francisco for war on drugs: ‘It’s the only solution’

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Sarcastic Feline @sarcasticfeline.bsky.social · 3d

Search "Cankles McTacoTits" on YouTube. You're welcome.

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Rachel @rachmarie.bsky.social · 3d

A screen shot from “The Good Place” of Janet telling Chidi “Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.”

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 3d

#Monday?
Don't know her.

-Wumpus

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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 3d

Dear Kitty,

did you not see the "closed for cleaning" sign on this litter box? I'm kinda in the middle of scooping it. You have three (3) other boxes you could use, one of which I already cleaned. You don't need to poop on the scoop.

Thank you

#CatLife #Cats #CatsOfBluesky

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry people, mom can't come out to play today.

-Kitty

#CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Kitty, a gray cat, curled up baby-style in a woman's arms

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Becca Patterson @mreauow.bsky.social · 3d

I am my mother's primary caregiver.
I'm also on jury duty this coming week.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand if I get to sit on a jury I'll have the perfect excuse to pawn off some of my duties to my brother. On the other the jury system is bureaucratic hell

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry people, mom can't come out to play today.

-Kitty

#CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 4d

You have been blessed with a kitty-nurse in training.
Lucky for you

-Wumpus

Wumpus, a black cat, sitting in a white space and looking at the camera

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 4d

Have you considered asking your cats why they are waking you up?
I make mom get up early most days because she needs to eat. Daddy needs his sleep. We cats know these things.

-Macie

Macie, a brown tabby cat, lounging on a black blanket. She has one paw outstretched and one curled by her chest. She's looking back over her shoulder

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 5d

This #Caturday it's my turn to guard daddy while he sleeps in very late. It's almost lunch time and he's still napping. It's almost like he's a #Cat

-Macie

#CatsOfBluesky #CatLife #Cats

Macie, a brown tabby cat, curled up next to a dark skinned man with a breathing mask on while he sleeps.

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Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 4d

Congratulations.
I don't know how you do it.

-Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat, leaning against a pile of pastel colored blankets

Her Feline Highness @herfelinehighness.bsky.social · 4d

Cocoa seems to have opinions on your use of the laptop. Have you checked to be sure he doesn't have a meeting to attend?

-Kitty

Kitty, a gray cat laying on a black bed. Her paws are held daintily in front of her.

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GONZO the Ghoastly 👻 @gonzo.bsky.social · 4d

Yez

Orange and white cat stares in the foreground. Behind him, an orange cat blurrily naps in a window basket. Text reads, "our enemies are cowards and we are going to defeat them."

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