Sarcastic Feline
@sarcasticfeline.bsky.social
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Geek, cat lover, and history nerd, fluent in sarcasm.
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Maybe it's just me, but when someone starts talking about artificial intelligence, I start wondering if they're aiming for Data (from ST:TNG), or HAL9000. Because there's a difference.
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Search "Cankles McTacoTits" on YouTube. You're welcome.
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From where I sit, if people are now at least Googling "Ophelia," English teachers everywhere owe Taylor Swift a thank you.
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Is anyone surprised, here? Anyone? Anyone?...Bueller??
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Of course
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🚨 JUST IN: Trump spotted heading to his golf course amid government shutdown
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If you think PMS is scary, consider that perimenopause looks at PMS and says "You're adorable." Or "Hold my wine." Depends on the day...or the hour...or the minute.
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I am saying that, in my opinion, the saying "Birds of a feather flock together" is a cliche for a reason.
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If you don't believe in speaking ill of the dead...studying history is going to be frustrating, at best.
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Hot take: If the idea of a woman terminating a pregnancy sends you into orbit, but your response to children being shot is "but gun rights!", you are NOT "pro-life."
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Science is hard. You gotta prove it, test it, and reproduce the results.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
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I enjoy videos of men trying period cramp simulators more than is probably good for me. But sometimes...just sometimes...I savor the schadenfreude.
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I forget who said "When someone shows you who they are, believe them," but they were 100% correct. So if you're paying attention to everything the Republicans have done over the last few months, you know exactly who they are.
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I also keep picturing Trump standing in front of a tombstone that says "Epstein," with a hand emerges from the ground and clamps around his ankle.
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I just keep picturing Miracle Max's wife following Trump around yelling "Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!". It makes me smile. OK, it's more of an evil grin...but still.
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I am disgusted by Trump. But the people who think "well...maybe he raped women and children, but I still support him..."...yeah, for me, they're at least equally disgusting. No human should be considered acceptable collateral damage.
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Lawmakers take an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution, not to any individual. Thus, one accurate term for those supporting and enabling Trump is "Oathbreaker." I can think of a few others...but this one doesn't require bleeping.
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A young woman I was talking to this weekend told me she is having nightmares that she is pregnant and can't do anything about it. Add that to the list of "things that broke me" this week.
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Normally, when you turn over the Tower card in a tarot spread, there's an "Oh crap" moment. This year? It's more like "Yeah, pretty much."
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And he has now been arrested. Thanks in part to a neighbor's trail cam, or so the news here is reporting.
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Sometimes, I take a moment to be grateful to have gone through my "young and stupid" phase before social media and cameras everywhere were a thing. #GenX
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This is not normal. This is not ok. Not remotely ok.
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If you’ve ever wondered what you would’ve done in 1930s Germany — look around. You’re doing it now.

We are so proud of the people rising up in nonviolent defiance — in LA, in #Chicago, and in cities nationwide.

❌👑 Join us Saturday, June 14 to protest Trump’s fascist regime: NoKings.org

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