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eDiscovery paralegal, nerd, artist, knitter, convention wrangler, ADHD gremlin, HSD zebra living the chronic illness dream. Chicago-ish. Trying to post Mostly Not Politics, because we all need a break sometimes, currently failing this goal
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a couple decades of occipital neuralgia combined with bruxism makes me wonder what it’s like to not have neck pain and cracked teeth

it sounds nice over there
gonna get my neurologist and my dentist on the phone so I can get like, a 2-for-1 deal on Botox shoved into the back of my skull
My staff: only one month until Chicago TARDIS! 💖
Me: only one month until Chicago TARDIS! 💀

I am at the “negotiating with the boss” stage of con planning 😭
For all of you who were here the last time I mentioned the ongoing Naperville/Aurora feud: this is really going to piss Naperville off. (Mostly the racists.) 😂

Ignore the clickbait; it’s obviously Aurora
Chicago suburb named among safest cities in U.S. in new report
A Chicago suburb has been named among the safest cities in the country in a new report.
www.nbcchicago.com
Yup! I didn’t remember that it was a little tight in the sleeves last year

anyways the most important part is that I can twirl like a pretty pretty princess
actually I lost like 17 stone in your strange alien weight system 😂😂😂
cw: weight

I have been dropping sizes like a stone and I’ve just started assuming that whatever seasonal item I wore last year is going to be too big.

I think this coat is one of those things that looks good on a number of sizes. Because it’s perfect
I was over here pouting because my coat from last year, the best coat ever, my precious, is not on Poshmark or eBay or anything and my current one is too big—

…and then I thought “why don’t you, y’know, try it on”

IT STILL FITS
FASHION CRISIS AVERTED
I’m not being petty or shady, this is objectively hilarious
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We get signal. Main screen turn on.
That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.
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star child: "organics and synthetics cannot coexist"

shepard: "I literally just solved the geth/quarian war five minutes ago and my pilot is banging the ship's AI"
Fundamentally every ending to ME3 asks you to concede that the Reapers are a bad solution to a real problem & propose an alternate solution to that problem. But the entire story up to that point was one long argument that the problem wasn't real except insofar as the Reapers caused it on purpose
legitimately one of the most insanely left-field endings to an rpg i can recollect

the entire series is about shepard finding ways for people to live together despite their differences and the ending is like "actually that's impossible. now choose your preferred explosion color"
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Almost missed it but None Pizza With Left Beef is old enough to vote today
Literal heroes. I hope they’re getting some Tetris time in now, because shit that’s traumatic
like I *just* finished a virtual staff meeting, jesus

and here I am just hearing about Emiru and TwitchCon, where I do not know the details yet and it's already fucking infuriating

GOING TO HAVE TO DO MORE CON EXPLAINERS
@rahaeli.bsky.social sorry to keep spamming you today but this is 100% rahaeli material if you haven't seen it yet
when I think of trust & safety teams, this is not what I envisioned, but holy shit that's amazing

also, as a con runner: the stuff of nightmares oh my god
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference

By Andy Newman

At Civic Hall in Union Square, a man with a gun walked onto the stage at a Wikipedia conference.

Richard Knipel, CUNY's Wikimedian-in-Residence, jumped the gunman and, with others' help, saved the day. Gift link
Wikipedia Volunteers Avert Tragedy by Taking Down Gunman at Conference
www.nytimes.com
Me: fuck this, I'm going back to copilot
ChatGPT: wait before you go to Copilot, give me another shot
ChatGPT UI: You’ve hit the Free plan limit for GPT-5.
Responses will use another model and apps will be unavailable until your limit resets after 5:48 PM.

me: well I did warn it
If you’re not following @rahaeli.bsky.social you need to do so; she’s got decades of professional experience with this sort of thing
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...
Did you ever know that you’re my hero
The number one rule of bluesky: block early, block often. It’s FAR more effective here than it was on Twitter, especially for this brigading shit.
A lot of regular MAGA filth followed Trump administration accounts to Bluesky. Their only purpose is to troll, to trigger libs. Block them on sight, starve them of oxygen, let them scream into the void.