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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃

@harkov311.bsky.social

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At the intersection of industrial music, battleship porn, political takes, gaming, horror, and history. Hard sedan/coupe traditionalist. Filthy Virginia Establishment Shitlib. He/Him 🌋🇺🇦

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · Dec 16

So here's a tip: turn off all notifications for social media. I'm not kidding. Stop the cycle where it starts. Only go onto Bluesky and Discord or whatever when you want to. Don't let the app tell you when to look at it. You're the boss of it, not the other way round

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1h

I am eternally grateful that gambling does nothing to my dopamine receptors

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1h

If you think people wouldn't gamble on something unless they were really sure it was a good bet, all I can say is you don't know any gamblers

Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 2h

CNN is covering prediction market odds from an online casino as if it’s actual polling data

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 16h

a man with a mustache is making a face and saying death first .

ALT: a man with a mustache is making a face and saying death first .

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 16h

Speaking of movies, horror marathon day 14

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 17h

I'm being microtargeted by Instagram

"5 films to watch if you're a sick fuck"

:: Pic of Demi Moore in 'The Substance' ::

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 18h

I suppose there are more tedious arguments than "You're opposing fascism wrong" but I refuse to find out what they might be

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 18h

WRONG ROCK!

talia jane ❤️‍🔥 @taliajane.bsky.social · 20h

as charming and whimsical as some will view this, it bears noting that absurdity—not militancy or might—are what people have chosen to repeat from the portland standoffs against ICE.

why is that?

what purpose does this serve?

a mini 🧵:

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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monty @montyburns77893.bsky.social · 22h

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 22h

So basically he decided to live down to the accusations. That's quite a choice

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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 1d

Someone should start a nostalgia-bait account that's just pictures of the present day, college kids playing volley ball on the beach in Santa Cruz, leafy New England villages, cub scouts roasting marshmallows around a campfire. It's all still happening, you just aren't doing it.

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 23h

Why is he like this about this subject?

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1d

Extremely identifiable late 70s/early 80s toys in the kids' room of the possessed house

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1d

Opening scene music is an Atari version of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, to set the mood

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1d

This one genuinely looks like some of the horror Atari 800 games I used to play as a little kid. Sounds like one, too. Here we go

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1d

My only take on the new Taylor Swift is that apparently CDs are back?

That RCA 5-disk player I got at Goodwill for $10 is looking like a smarter buy already

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 1d

Thatcher's Maxim applies again; if you have to say you have Quality X, then you don't

Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 1d

There is this bizarre tendency among people who I assume should be smarter or flatly antagonistic to the regime to accept the regimes statements on their power and abilities at face value.

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

Portable Doom. Totally worth buying it for the 3rd time

This is a Steam Deck. It menaces with 90s genre-defining FPS games. The Steam Deck is playing a port of 1993 hit computer game Doom. The game is at the entrance to Episode 1 Level 3: Toxin Refinery

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

IRS gift card scam

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

Anyway, RTX 5070 Ti prices are down $200 over the last 7 months, keep your powder dry folks

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

The problem with the greater fool theory of investment is there's always that chance that you turn out to be the greatest fool

warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 3d

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

I can imagine an extremely dementia-addled Trump in 2029 living in exile in Saudi Arabia or the UAE, just watching clips of himself all day

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 4d

Some kid is doing the standard “ur mom” voice chat trash talk and they got no idea they’re talking to bashar al assad

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

I do
bsky.app/profile/hark...

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 16d

The October marathon lineup so far. Might add on to it

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 3d

Horror marathon, day 11 (wife is out, so watching it upstairs)

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 4d

"Your phone gets power from the wall, right? Well, what happens if you unplug it?"

Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 4d

How are there any electrical engineer Republicans? Like that bigotry must be better than sex and booze put together if it allows you to ignore "what the fuck are batteries and capacitors?"

Blue Virginia @bluevirginia.bsky.social · 4d

Just imagine someone THIS completely ignorant (and/or dishonest?) as governor of Virginia. And then make sure you vote Democratic - and remind everyone you know to do the same! bluevirginia.us/2025/10/satu...

Graphic shows WInsome Earle-Sears laughably/falsely asking, "Well, what happens when the sun goes down?"

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