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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 2d

joseph fink: sports fan. i'm for this

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 2d

wait. ai said this went 18 innings. what happened? surely ai didn't get it wrong

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 2d

well, google AI already knows this is going 18

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 4d

gonna do it right now on this R train

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 9d

jake at the merch table!

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10d

"It costs nothing to be kind!"

I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22d

nightmare on elm street 3 (1987)

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 22d

the thing about being a protester for Antifa™️ is the pay is great. nice benefits. just a few weekends a year. but is it a career? or just a job?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · 27d

Kosciuszko Bridge. it's pronounced "loo-uh-ville"

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Sep 29

according to AI, it is not a scorigami bc a completely unrelated score once happened

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You Are Good @youaregood.bsky.social · Sep 19

Who is your favorite USA Up All Night host?

@cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social, @happierman.bsky.social and Alex talked about USA Up All Night (we love you, Gilbert and Rhonda!) and Lamberto Bava's Demons (1985, co-written by Dario Argento) on the latest episode of You Are Good.

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Sep 18

huzzah!! welcome!

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Sep 18

wanna hear me and cecil get giddy about DEMONS again? you should listen to the newest episode of You Are Good (and subscribe!) it's a go-to movie podcast for me

You Are Good @youaregood.bsky.social · Sep 18

NEW EPISODE! "Hey Hot Dog, next time let's rip off a Ferrari. This heap's got no class." This is an actual line from this actual movie! Jeffrey Cranor, Cecil Baldwin and Alex take their classless heap down to the demonic theater and shower Demons [1985] with gallons of goopy love.

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Rachel Dean-Ruzicka (She/Her) @drracheldr.bsky.social · Sep 17

Murder Night in Blood Forest last night in Atlanta! So fun. Night Vale does a great job of live podcasts that are standalone stories. Pedant question: is the killer more of a spree killer and less of a serial killer? @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @happierman.bsky.social @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social

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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · Sep 4

Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke

A Montgomery Ward advertisement from 1965 featuring 3 normal sized women and a 4th who is 1/3 of their size

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Sep 2

it's corduroy!

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Sep 2

oh no!!!

Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Aug 27

you say given up. i say retired on top.

Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Aug 26

lol

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Aug 26

yes he did! mf'ing legend

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Aug 26

we found this tiny indie film no one's heard of and really enjoyed it

Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 @randomhorror9.bsky.social · Aug 26

The gods are such micromanagers
📽 THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)
🎲 END OF THE WORLD
🎲 ON VACATION
🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social
🎨 #davidbaldwinart
#RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #thecabininthewoods

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Solly 🔜 Pawcon @sollybird.bsky.social · Aug 25

@happierman.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social

in the spirit of Unlicensed 3, a mockbuster movie that I found while going through my dad's old DVDs and VHS tapes

a DVD movie cover titled "Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings"

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Jeffrey Cranor @happierman.bsky.social · Aug 26

oh shit yesss

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