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Ryan
@hansscholl.bsky.social
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He/Him SL,UT Art, selfies, cooking, dumb takes Magneto was right
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · Apr 24
This is what I mean when I say I’m an emotional cowboy
Starpark web comic of two cowboys in a stand off. One says to the other, “I hope you heal from the things you don’t tell anyone about” To which the other responds, “I hope you look in the mirror and apologize for all the mean things you’ve ever said to yourself”
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 1h
My friend’s band dropped a Halloween single y’all should give a listen btw
Apple Music screenshot of Queenadilla’s single “Vampire” featuring a truly gross looking closeup of a vampiric face
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4h
He saw the data showing that the only good solution is to off all the billionaires
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 1d
I'd much rather my taxes go to poor people buying soda and chips than to rich people buying their 5th yacht and 10th mansion
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4h
And for cities to exercise eminent domain to build on undeveloped, dilapidated lots (I’m looking at you SLC)
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4h
And In-N-Out
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 5h
My most radical policy suggestion is that we take the entire bloated military budget and spend it instead on building high density housing and transit a la Soviet Khrushchyovkas. And I’m being so serious when I say that state govts should start withholding federal income taxes to do it now
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 9h
We need another Indiana Jones movie where they really lean into the roots of the franchise - a hot otter beats the shit out of nazis
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 9h
I think my phone’s dark mode as rescued my Bluesky icon from the update
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 10h
Logging in for work
An adorable orange tabby kitten sitting at an old computer keyboard
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 11h
We—as a species—have learned SO much about the world, which is reflected in our technology, but that knowledge is used to misinform the public rather than shared with them. Imagine the policy debates we’d have if everyone had a firm grounding in science, psych, rhetoric, political theory, sociology…
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 1d
Trimmed the mustache and now I feel like the most bearish otter
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1d
im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 2d
I really need people to understand that a government this antagonistic to its own citizens that has manufactured crisis after crisis is not a government that intends to honor democratic removal. Because they know what would have to happen for the nation to heal.

It’s gonna get bad.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d
i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
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Just Some Guy @utopianparallax.bsky.social · 3d
Kinda seems like at some point people are going to wonder by what authority federal taxes are being withheld from their paychecks 🤷‍♂️
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 3d
The local cidery around the corner from my place had a ren faire anniversary party and much tomfoolery ensued
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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 4d
i want to be lost and free
deer inside an underground passageway
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4d
October feeling a bit like
A black and white photo of a woman leaning back on a rock with ten swords floating above her. The sky is dark gray and overcast
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4d
I’m gonna see if the miso brings a good umami caramel flavor
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4d
My intentions with the biscotti is to test this recipe I have in my mind and if they turn out well, I’ll add them to the cookie boxes I want to make for Christmas
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 4d
Next week’s baking projects are going to be a caraway carrot cake and miso sesame biscotti. I’ve officially got the baking bug
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 4d
congress sounds so cool i wish it was real
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 5d
If it’s a left handed one, does it count?
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 5d
I got star baker at the office this morning with my spiced orange and fig tea loaf
A cute lil white dog wearing a plush gold star around its head
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Ryan @hansscholl.bsky.social · 5d
Is this Scientology?
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