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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 26m

There we go, lovelyyy

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grape 🐐 @grapeschitz.com · 9d

sometimes animals dont cuddle in underwear. sometimes animals cuddle in nothing at all. fanart for @mmmatch.es.

a tattoed and pierced hog spoons a coyote, covering his crotch with his trotters. they are both boys.

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 30m

So will you, doggy!

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 52m

Its so good but you also get ketamine as a treat

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Caou @midnightlycanroc.bsky.social · 3d

Go on now, don't be shy. Just be me. Nothing to lose, but yourself.

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@rubberkoraidon.bsky.social

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Kihu @kihu.club · 11h

I'm DJ'ing in Seattle on Halloween! COME THRUUU.

Also buy tickets ASAP!! (Tickets in advance SUPER help the event out & help us plan for how many are coming!!!)

10/31 @ Orient Express Seattle (Train Car Bar!)

Tickets are here: adventurecru.com/tickets

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 11h

making out with hans leaving you with a rubbery gooey snout. Right now a pink cat snout to match even!

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 11h

Went on r/StoriesThatMakeYouAngry and boy oh boy wait til you see this screenshot

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 14h

Mulch like chatGPT, I too have fixed my problems with mental health in an objectively verifiable way and am therefore ready for sex

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 11h

I’m Chicagoop’ing again 🐯 time to pet tigers

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 21h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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Felin Felinarius @felfi.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh, you mean my cat? Haha! She can indeed provide some light in the dark."

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Gee @geewolf.bsky.social · 1d

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 22h

Press win though

“No reputable news organization signed the new rule — not mainstream outlets like NPR, The Washington Post, CNN, and The New York Times, nor the conservative Washington Times or the right-wing Newsmax, run by a noted ally of President Trump.”

NPR @npr.org · 1d

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says.

Opinion: Why I'm handing in my Pentagon press pass

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says.

n.pr

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 22h

Honestly a better sound 😭 keep that Okay rating out

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 22h

Overheard: “Ooooh you can hear our food sizzling!”

I don’t want to break the bad news that what they’re hearing is the employee hand wash sink

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 22h

Risk of being obvious but want to reiterate: Sam Altman is going to keep saying insane extinction events and universal loss of income because it 1) it makes his product sound more important and powerful 2) it constantly gets him headlines when he says And All Chefs Will Be homeless or Food Prompters