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Guidomke
@guidomke.bsky.social
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Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · Nov 24
For any new people who want to get to know me, this is my skull.
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 23m
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 28m
There's no voting in my state today so I can't join in any of the fun.
a person is standing in front of a window with blinds and the words pomo hitting hard written on it .
ALT: a person is standing in front of a window with blinds and the words pomo hitting hard written on it .
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1h
My grocery store loyalty coupons come today! C'mon, free bag of romaine hearts!
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1h
100%
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X1 @imx1.bsky.social · 2h
G'mawnin' #MKE
Orange tinted sunrise clouds over Lake Michigan with a tree on the bank from St Francis WI
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16h
Me: "Why is the sun already going... Oh, right"
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 20h
Wait, so Labubu has nothing to do with Lululemon?
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 23h
I’ve never kept calm & carried on, ever.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 21h
Merry Xmas, @pamtoo.bsky.social www.qvc.com/lego-christm...
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21h
After he’s cremated the inside of his body will still be frozen
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 1d
Fluke, marlin, krill.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 22h
If you don't provide an unsubscribe link in your marketing email, you get reported as spam.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
Weirdly a toothbrush. It's great for cleaning since those little bristles can get into tight places that bigger scrubbing utensils can't go. Can go in the dishwasher to sanitize and I get a new one every six months when I see the dentist (I use electric for my teeth).
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
Yes! Kept by my sink with my other dishwashing tools.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
As god as my witness, I will find the ceramic box cutter I purchased four years ago that I know is hiding in this house somewhere.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
"Do you have your insurance card with you?"
"No, all of the information is the same."
"Oh, well every six months our system purges the copy of your insurance information."

Sounds like a you problem.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
Don't take a wrong turn otherwise suddenly you realize you're Sandra Lee instead of Martha.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
I don't understand chargers. A plate under the plate that's not a plate? Get a set of plastic placemats.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
Clock on my phone, clock on my TV so what am I looking at? The clock on the stove that doesn't change. Glad I looked at the clock in the car before I drove to the store an hour before they opened.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
$90 for sheets was a bit hard for me but I'm not disappointed in these. Would definitely buy another set if they go on sale again. Watching the holiday weekend and already picked up a carbon monoxide alarm (boring) and a gingerbread Berkshire throw for when I decorate cookies with my niece
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a white shirt with the number 11 on it is kneeling in the water .
ALT: a man in a white shirt with the number 11 on it is kneeling in the water .
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d
Damn
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d
I slept like a baby, @pamtoo.bsky.social! An old, crazy baby but an old, crazy baby in amazing bedding.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 2d
Putting the pure in Puritan
Me dressed as a puritan