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Writer at ANN. Podcaster with Blade Licking Thieves, Super Senpai Podcast, and Adventure Tomes. Author and trying to be an artist. Mostly wife guy posting and bad jokes.

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · Sep 10

Our latest Blade Licking Thieves podcast is here, and this time it’s our review of Shin Ultraman! With this review we discuss not only Ultraman writ large and this film, but also hash out our feelings on the entire Shin project. This is a big one, enjoy it folks!

#116: Shin Ultraman (2022)

We review the second film in Hideaki Anno’s trilogy of Shin films: Shin Ultraman. Following the success of 2016’s Shin Godzilla, Anno returns yet again as screenwriter but this time wi…

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Matías Bergara @matiasbergara.bsky.social · 2h

Kiki's Delivery Service

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 12m

Seto played that archetype a lot, seems like it would get a boost but alas

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mysticjuicer @mysticjuicer.bsky.social · 1h

he reverse on my homeless till I sudden

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 1h

😭😭😭😭Konami PLEASE give us other formats

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 12d

it’s time

Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover:

INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD
"Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH

Book title and copy read:

SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND

AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON

BY HERMAN FILTH

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 3h

Forgive me but Sudden Homeless Reverse sounds like a Yugioh card

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 7h

"I'll Lick And Suck Your Dirty, Filthy Body" A Crude And Vulgar Snake-Tongued Beauty Is Cumming! Sudden Homeless Reverse Pick Up Action Honoka Tsujii

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 3h

CITY? Oh, it’s like Foxtrot

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 4h

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 4h

How many tankobons is Garfield again?

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POSTBOY now on BLUESKY @p0stboy.bsky.social · Oct 17

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 4h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 4h

That’s actually a huge compliment to me

🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 4h

Family Circus - one of the most highly corculated Kagurabachilikes in the US - frequently runs in traditional newsp…

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 4h

Going to start referring to all comics as “Kagurabachi-likes”

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✪ daniel barnes ✪ @danny8bit.bsky.social · 6h

next week 👀

Sonic the Hedgehog news and updates! @tailschannel.com · 6h

Here's two new preview pages for #IDWSonic Chaotix’s 30th Anniversary Special.

Story: @danny8bit.bsky.social
Artwork: @yardleyart.bsky.social, @ppdppl.com, @mrjamps.bsky.social, & @deegeemin.bsky.social
Colors: @reggiegraham.bsky.social
Letters: @eduke.bsky.social

#SonicNews

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red 🎃 @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 1d

im fucking sobbing i thought he had a pair of really tiny shitty legs sticking out

Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 1d

Cable Guy: A New Hope Darth Vader Star Wars Phone Stand & Controller Holder - Officially Licenced - Exquisite Gaming $15.92 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/8c7C50X6GRb

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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 5h

Janine Melnitz "WE GOT ONE!" 👻 #ghostbusters #halloween #art

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1/2 Bit @pixelcat.wtf · 5d

Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 5h

These market insights should have nabbed him the Nobel prize in economics

🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 5h

Me, after sticking my paw in a hive to get the sweet sweet honey within: hey I’m beginning to think these bees are stinging me on purpose, what’s up with the hostility guys

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6h

“We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution.”

Trump: I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don't need to purchase it from China.
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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 5h

They weren’t that Joe really To-morrow

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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 8h

Pokemon comm!

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 7h

It’s so Joeday dude/we’re so Joemorrow lads

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 7h

FOR TOMORROW??? They said the thing they said the thing

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🦇Count Grantula: Dead and Loving It🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 7h

Joe has gone too far. His past scraps were laughing matters, but not this one. It’s pretty amazing watching the line work + inking shift in real time from newspaper-comics-adjacent to grim-and-gritty-violence to communicate to the reader the sudden high stakes of the fight.

Page of Danpei slugging Joe for going too far

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