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gorlock
@gorlock.bsky.social
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · Feb 27
60s girl group lyrics are like

Lead singer: my man's so bad they're running him out of town. My parents say if i don't break up with him they're kicking me out of the house

Backup singer: where'd ya meet him?

Lead singer: candy store
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h
you can, yeah
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h
powerful drugs that turn your feet to points
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 5h
these two absolutely eating it up while this man hunts and pecks
another b&w corel clipart of a strangely proportioned man playing a keyboard for the first time
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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 17h
dairy becoming the sole province of the supermarket instead of milkman work was disastrous for the cuckolding industry
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20h
that's exactly what I was thinking. i would never call the cops on a skeleton, they're not committing a crime just by existing in public. You have to call EMS, they're very sick and need medical attention
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🎃🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2d
extra long charging cables make me feel like a decadent slut
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 2d
I hate when it cums in a .wad file. It's like what is this—apple? how the hell am I supposed to open this thing?
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2d
Now more than ever it is important to find community.
A sign hanging in S&P Lunch reading "a proud member of the consolidated sandwich group."
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 2d
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shrieeek.computer @beeep.computer · 2d
Ctrl+F searching the grocery circular for “rare gourds”
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 2d
she's beautiful
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
hotel art thief on instagram
www.instagram.com/reel/DPETRec...
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
they do, everything's slick with grease in there now
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
for all its flaws, the george clooney batman was the only film to get this right
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
the ancient vinca could not have conceived of my wife
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
those boots—yes!!
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
her, maybe?
vinca sculpture, just a head but she has beautiful eyelashes
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
I'll never tell
vinca clay sculpture, hand on hip looking pleased with herself
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
a lot of you are this one
vinca clay sculpture on all fours
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
if I were an ancient vinca sculpture—and im not saying i am—i would be this one
happy vinca clay sculpture
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
I've read about that
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
red
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 3d
I just ate the most beautiful pear
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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 4d
I love her so much
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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 4d
lol that typo
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