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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · 5d

Some of us have not stopped being sad about TWoP.

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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · 19d

Spending the day listening to "Brat" and "Virgin" so I can balance the scales a little bit.

girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · 19d

Can't figure out how the hell my eight-year-old can listen to this album.

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Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · Sep 2

5yo to 2yo: THE LIZARD ON YOUR SHIRT HAS A TAIL

2yo (turning around to look at her butt): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL

5yo: NO ON YOUR SHIRT

2yo (crying): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!!!

Another successful sibling interaction

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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · Jul 24

Always a good idea to have things be able Charlie. (Original Charlie, not other-universe one.)

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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · Jul 18

Hadn't checked Bluesky since I posted on your page, I think. THRILLED.

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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · Jun 4

I'm the pathetic junkie wishing that you had an old Destiel WIP floating around (how is there no Galveston sequel? weep).

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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · Apr 23

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

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Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social · Mar 24

In case you want some sweet news today.

I’m volunteering at the book fair at my kid’s school, and discovered Dav Pilkey paid for the whole thing.

For the entire school.

Every kid pre-k through fifth grade (the whole school) goes home with two free books.

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Taryn T, Duchess of the Blue Sea @tarynt.bsky.social · Mar 11

Go ahead, keep complaining…

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Mar 9

Opinion | I am a strong defender of free speech. Unless that free speech criticizes the Israeli government.

by Bari Weiss

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · Feb 24

No notes

saramohrhair:
Where do I find a pediatrician that doesn't push vaccines?

matt.keller.33:
Look at your states medical boards. Find the pediatrician associated with the most childhood deaths.
That's your doctor.

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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · Feb 24

Love finding new things to live for.

HEATHERS THE MUSICAL
RETURNS TO NEW YORK CITY!

ACCLAIMED UK PRODUCTION WILL BEGIN PERFORMANCES JUNE 22, 2025 FOR A LIMITED ENGAGEMENT AT NEW WORLD STAGES

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · Feb 13

these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse

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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · Feb 13

Cool. Do you wanna read my book of poems?

waywiser-press.com/product/miss...

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Vulture @vulture.com · Feb 11

Wes Anderson’s latest, ‘The Phoenician Scheme’, will arrive in theaters this May, starring Benicio Del Toro, Michael Cera, and Kate Winslet’s daughter, Mia Threapleton.

You Mean to Tell Me Michael Cera’s Never Done a Wes Anderson Movie Until Now?

Wes Anderson’s latest, ‘The Phoenician Scheme’, will arrive in theaters this May, starring Benicio Del Toro, Michael Cera, and Kate Winslet’s daughter, Mia Threapleton.

www.vulture.com

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Feb 7

every paragraph of this is a banger

Some members of the far center will protest that, far from being uninterested in politics, they are simply defending basic principles of liberalism that have come under assault in our polarized times. To this, we may reply with one of their own maxims: Two things can be true at once. In practice, the liberal political tradition has always harbored a certain wariness of actual politics. Adam Gopnik, one of its recent champions, has written that liberalism is founded on “a feeling for normal human frailty and for mercy before justice and humanity before dogma.” This humanist assumption that people tend to be “wrong about everything” means that the liberal always favors a program of incremental reform. The idea is that the world can always get better, but only a little better, ideally through “invisible social adjustments” that sidestep the risks of direct political action. “Liberal reform, like evolutionary change, is open to the evidence of experience,” writes Gopnik — a perfectly inoffensive notion, until one remembers that evolution is based on letting the unlucky die.

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · Feb 5

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · Feb 6

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

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Kilian is Not Dead Yet @karmaplace.bsky.social · Feb 5

I find myself thinking this a lot these days.

A screenshot from I Think You Should Leave where Sam Richardson, a black man in a red plaid shirt, is shrugging and smiling with the caption "I honestly hope he dies."

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girldetectivex.bsky.social @girldetectivex.bsky.social · Feb 4

This is literally so insane. Surely they can't actually be touring as a band again?!

Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · Feb 4

I have traveled for Jenny before, but.

RILO KILEY
SOME TIMES WHEN YOU'RE ON YOU'RE REALLY F**KING ON TOUR
5.05 SAN LUIS OBSIPO, CA 5.14 MORRISON, CO * 5.21 VANCOUVER, BC
5.07 OJAI, CA
5.16 SALT LAKE CITY, UT 5.23 PORTLAND, OR
5.10 PASADENA, CA
5.17 BOISE, ID
* WITH SPECIAL GUEST
5.12 PHOENIX, AZ
5.19 JACKSON, WY
JULIEN BAKER & TORRES
REALLY F**CKING ON
TOUR

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · Jan 31

Adding "don't get in online fight with menswear guy" to the list whose only previous entry was "don't answer telephone call from Isaac Chotiner"

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Ryan Kearney @ryankearney.bsky.social · Jan 29

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · Jan 30

Iris Cummings Critchell, a swimmer who was the last survivor of the American team that competed in Hitler's 1936 Olympics in Berlin and an aviator who flew bombers as a pilot with the Women’s Air Force in World War II, died Friday in California. She was 104.

Iris Cummings Critchell, 104, Dies; Olympic Swimmer Turned Aviator

The last survivor of the American team that competed in Hitler’s 1936 Games in Berlin, she went on to become a wartime pilot and an aeronautics instructor.

www.nytimes.com

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · Jan 30

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.

Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.

Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

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