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Dark GiGi (đŸŽƒâ˜ ī¸âš°ī¸đŸŒŠī¸đŸ•¸ī¸đŸ•ˇī¸)
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He/Him 🇲đŸ‡ŊđŸ‡ĩ🇸đŸ‡ēđŸ‡ĻđŸŗī¸â€âš§ī¸ DarkWoke Death to the Welfare Kings (the Rurals)
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It's like a math problem!

You want less homeless?

Homeless ➗ less = home

The answer is home! More homes!!
I am gonna be honest with y'all, when your average American says they want "tough on crime" policies they mean they don't wanna see homeless people in their cities (ruraloids will think cities are war zones regardless). Democrats just need to build normal housing and temporary housing.
I am gonna be honest with y'all, when your average American says they want "tough on crime" policies they mean they don't wanna see homeless people in their cities (ruraloids will think cities are war zones regardless). Democrats just need to build normal housing and temporary housing.
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i was against Trump tearing down the East Wing until i learned that the ballroom would have 730 units of low-income senior housing
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Every time I use the 🐐 emoji, my phone brings up a seemingly infinite supply of combo emojis?

Goats making winky faces, goats stacked on top of each other, and goats eating every conceivable object.

Good god...
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A favorite from the public đŸĒŊ #griffin
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Unironically the future we are heading into:
Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
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2018 was men going D+2

Rookie numbers, son
Generic Ballot Polling Among Men:

🔴 Republicans: 45%
đŸ”ĩ Democrats: 43%

Quinnipiac / Oct 20, 2025
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this is the juice this place is missing
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just got my flu and covid shots at walgreens today so they gave me two free band-aids. i’ve shaken them down for so many free band-aids at this point. i’m so good at cleaning them out in this manner that i have been invited to become a “made man” by the mafia
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Unironically the future we are heading into:
Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
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yes, that’s me, the guy who just realized media controls how people see the world
Will Stancil suddenly realizing, in 2025, that tje outcome of 40 years of total right wing control of media results in republican talking points as the norm
It's pathetic watching liberal pundits searching for the policy argument that will flip things around. You need to change the perception of the social dynamic, not your argument.
Hanania defending Mamdani from Noah Smith... Hmmmm

Noah's brain just fucking melted, right
the collective meltdown of every worst person in the world after zohran becomes mayor is going to be so fucking delicious
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left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism?

right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables
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Activism really do just be woke Islamophobia
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Ofc then you should directly work with cities to invest in them and make room. Safely speeding up housing and if it comes to it twist the city govt's arm to approve and develop more housing, as well as public transportation. You can also work to expand college towns to make them proper cities.
Simultaneously, since there is an overlap, they should go after their biggest donors like the ultra rich. Afterwards they should go against their other sources of money.

Democrats should invest heavily in lab grown meat and nationalize gmo crops and their R&D. They need to empty rural areas.
Like I assure you many of these people have been receiving money from foreign govts.

There has to be a way to just take Fox News off the air, man. And any fucko saying it's against the 1st amendment is an enemy.

Their hold on media HAS TO go first or nothing else will matter.
Honestly the priority of the next dem admin, alongside rebuilding government via hirings and persecution of traitors, should be dismantling the Actual Cathedral the GOP has. Starting with the media (well actually starting with packing SCOTUS in the first 100 days and abolishing the filibuster).