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juiçe

@fruitofreality.bsky.social

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she/he we're not dead yet 🦌💜🗑️

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · Jun 17

being alive is ridiculous. But precious

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4lung♪ @4lung.net · 18d

that’s fucking raw bro

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 10h

me every time an interviewer asks where i see myself in 5 years

a deer standing in the road at night. basically a deer in the headlights.

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 9h

you need a job? kneel before the Employer. beg. cry. prove that you’re a Rockstar

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 14h

there was a bug in my coffee. drinking it anyway. who gives a shit

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 11h

I would watch a version of the Thing that passes the Bechdel test

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m e g a n @megagarbage.bsky.social · 14h

the cow tools won't see you celebrating their birthday but your friends that lack something in sophistication will

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 14h

my heart belongs to a woman who can understand & analyze anything but she's mostly thinking about foods and other sensory experiences

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 15h

reorganizing the entire animal kingdom and renaming everything "freak"

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 15h

redrawing an attraction chart as just a circle around the word "freak"

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

It's the scene where the kid has a coffee maker and the mom takes it and the kid pulls out a second one after she leaves

a whole damn full coffee maker on and making a pot of coffee

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

THIS IS A REFERENCE NOT A BOOMER POST

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

ur so cute

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

back in the day we didn't have energy drinks, kids had to hide entire coffee makers by their bed

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

Illinois, as in I'll annoy ya with my puns

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corpse @consume.red · 1d

doing a lot of german philosophy to arrive at the conclusion that people should talk to each other

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

I really love that for the Blair Witch Project they showed the Burkittsville sign while telling blatant lies and just, yeah "it used to be called Blair" like the witch goes to another school

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m e g a n @megagarbage.bsky.social · 1d

JOSH??!!?!!?!!?? the movie

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about how radiation from a Venus space probe SHOULD have made everyone gay and sexy not bring the dead to life

In an alternate universe we get Divine instead of Ben, Mink Stole as Barbra and Edith Massey as that militia boss guy

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

Tired, tiny skeleton sitting on a pencil like it's a log

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

It's me I'm the werebitch

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

I hear ppl say they get extremely horny after starting T and I'm already low key the horniest person alive so idk how it could get more than that? I'm also olde so idk. Only one way to find out that costs $115+

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

oh pls don't tempt me so

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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 2d

fuck i should watch this to scare myself straight

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Sep 7

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

congrats on your age

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

No no, keep it like this
(Demonic laughter)