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juiçe

@fruitofreality.bsky.social

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she/he we're not dead yet 🦌💜🗑️

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · Jun 17

being alive is ridiculous. But precious

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🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 2h

the cow tools won't see you celebrating their birthday but your friends that lack something in sophistication will

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 2h

my heart belongs to a woman who can understand & analyze anything but she's mostly thinking about foods and other sensory experiences

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 3h

reorganizing the entire animal kingdom and renaming everything "freak"

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 3h

redrawing an attraction chart as just a circle around the word "freak"

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 14h

It's the scene where the kid has a coffee maker and the mom takes it and the kid pulls out a second one after she leaves

a whole damn full coffee maker on and making a pot of coffee

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 14h

THIS IS A REFERENCE NOT A BOOMER POST

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 14h

ur so cute

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 14h

back in the day we didn't have energy drinks, kids had to hide entire coffee makers by their bed

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 17h

Illinois, as in I'll annoy ya with my puns

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corpse @consume.red · 19h

doing a lot of german philosophy to arrive at the conclusion that people should talk to each other

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 21h

I really love that for the Blair Witch Project they showed the Burkittsville sign while telling blatant lies and just, yeah "it used to be called Blair" like the witch goes to another school

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🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 21h

JOSH??!!?!!?!!?? the movie

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 23h

thinking about how radiation from a Venus space probe SHOULD have made everyone gay and sexy not bring the dead to life

In an alternate universe we get Divine instead of Ben, Mink Stole as Barbra and Edith Massey as that militia boss guy

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

Tired, tiny skeleton sitting on a pencil like it's a log

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

It's me I'm the werebitch

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

I hear ppl say they get extremely horny after starting T and I'm already low key the horniest person alive so idk how it could get more than that? I'm also olde so idk. Only one way to find out that costs $115+

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

oh pls don't tempt me so

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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 1d

fuck i should watch this to scare myself straight

josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Sep 7

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

congrats on your age

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

No no, keep it like this
(Demonic laughter)

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

I'm opening a drink spillage repair shop we can be bizzznes partner

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🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 1d

$30 left to fill this and that is gas money mostly

🏳️‍⚧️ m e g a n 🏳️‍⚧️ @megagarbage.bsky.social · 8d

hello it is yet again me megan asking for your spare change for ingredients and toilet paper and litter for two ppl and two cats. i need to get rice and pasta and canned beans n tomatoes. asking for about $100 total. if you can help it's greatly appreciated, if u can't it's ok.

pp/vnm megagarbage

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juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

We watched Night of the Living Dead and I was very affected by it especially the ending

juiçe @fruitofreality.bsky.social · 1d

The full movie of Night of the Living Dead embedded in the Wikipedia article underneath the Plot heading.

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