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Leo 🍑

@freepearn.bsky.social

600 followers 210 following 18K posts

Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. The Blue-sky Buckaroo. Vomits less than an unnamed Hollyoaks star. Parody. Arse verified by Chaff

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 2h

Recommend a full packet wrapped in bacon

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 4h

How much is too much?

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 6h

Should have listened to his first point tbf. He should not have to repeat himself

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 6h

And what about the cat?

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 9h

Seeing a fusilli answers to this

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 12h

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe nobody wants to come to this time for inexplicable reasons

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10h

I prescribe cheese on toast

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10h

He should have it if he desires it

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10h

Incredibly powerful ones (it's just regulation Leo)

Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10h

You're gonna hate my soul then

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