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FoolWearsBlack

@foolwearsblack.bsky.social

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Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · Nov 19

Mind ya business, I’m off the clock.

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SethFromThe716 @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 2h

Ipecacula

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

Hurloween #HurlOnAHorrorMovie @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie
VomIT

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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie Night of the Vomit

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olivergoesoff.bsky.social @olivergoesoff.bsky.social · 2h

The Babapuke

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie

a young boy is sitting in the back seat of a car screaming .

ALT: a young boy is sitting in the back seat of a car screaming .

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

Bride of Upchucky #HurlOnAHorrorMovie @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 2h

Re-Gurgitator #HurlOnAHorrorMovie @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#hashtags

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Matt Fitz @matt-fitzpatrick.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie

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SethFromThe716 @sethfromthe716.bsky.social · 2h

Child's Spray (featuring Chunky)

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie

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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie
UpChucky

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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie Bride of Up Chuckie

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · Sep 7

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 2h

My Magick 8 Ball just gave me the best avdvice ever.
Concentrate and ask again later.

I shall live my life by this powerful mantra.

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Weekly Humorist @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social · 2h

Let's play #HurlOnAHorrorMovie on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags

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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 3h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie is this week's edition of #TheWeeklyHumorist #HashtagGame !

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @WeeklyHumorist.bsky.social !

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1SafeDriver @1safedriver.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie
They Heave

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olivergoesoff.bsky.social @olivergoesoff.bsky.social · 2h

The Blair Witch Projectile Vomiting

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie

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FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social · 2h

#HurlOnAHorrorMovie Children of the Pumpkins

a man and a little girl are playing with an orange ball

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Left Of Center Orange Hater @henshinhal.bsky.social · 1d

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Mar 5

I think about manhole covers sometimes, how they humbly go about their business covering holes that a man might go into

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

i’m suing jd vance for causing my tubes to tie themselves

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R Crumb Warehouse @rcrumbwarehouse.bsky.social · 3h

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 3h

Sure you have a lot to do. But guess what? You are going to make dozens of entrances today. Entrance after entrance. & that’s not nothing.

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Peppa Pax Pippa 🕊️☮️✌🏼 @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social · 23h

@laureldavilacpa.bsky.social

"I'VE LIVED 82 YEARS ON THIS EARTH, AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER WITNESSED PEOPLE DELIGHTING IN THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS SO OPENLY, SO PROUDLY, AND EVEN RECORDING IT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE."
- Mick Jagger

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