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Gungan Henderson
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Lily she/her // somehow not terrible at Magic the Gathering // Os fan // free Palestine
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I used to think that Charles Oakley invented Oakley sunglasses
Somewhere there exists a person who thinks Al Qaeda killed Dale Earnhardt as a warning for what was to come with 9/11
I’m so excited to play in standard spotlight on Saturday, like I like feeling like I’m actually good enough at a game to be competitive even if I’m playing off meta
Looking through photos where I put in an effort and I’m like damn maybe I should put on makeup more than like 6 times a year
See but it’s not that I don’t feel hot it’s that I want people to see how hot I am
But Jacki I need a reason to put in effort I’m too lazy to dress hot in a daily basis
Now to forge my birth certificate so I'm 35
I'm going to be the first woman president with Boudoir photos
A Black man wouldn't be elected if they have gold teeth. A woman wouldn't get elected if any boudoir photos of her exist, anywhere. No current Nazi tattoos is a really, really low bar to get over. (And the evergreen reminder that if Platner were Black we wouldn't even be having this conversation.)
I think what magic needs rn to calm everyone down is another Un Set
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As you get to a certain age, especially if you're a cis man, you've either got to own up to being an idiot (or worse) in your youth or double down on it.
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
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telling my mom i'm trying for a baby

it's extremely unlikely but i'm still trying

it happened to mary it can happen to me
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Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.
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if you want me to extend grace to a schlubby white millennial man with questionable tattoos and a history of incoherent social media posts he better be slugging 40 homers in the bigs every year that's all i have to say
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i see cis white people now having the "actually most of us didn't have a nazi edgelord phase and it's weird you think that" convo. who says there's no such thing as collective progress
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the other thing i’ll say here is i am a bit frustrated with the narrative of online radicalization that treats it as akin to brainwashing. it lets individuals, families and communities off the hook for the choices they make and the environments they foster
this also drives me insane, this idea that it is the most normal thing in the world for a young (white) man to have a nazi curious phase. it isn’t!
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ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old
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this is prime "not me" quote tweet bait
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
I’ve never felt older than I felt 5 minutes ago when my sister told me she’s substitute teaching for my favorite elementary school teacher next week