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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 17h

Get stuffed [seasonal]

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 17h

having some fond flashbacks to last year’s repetitive shocked looks from presidential election doorknockers being handed candy

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Raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17h

But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me for 5 dollars for your stupid kid’s soccer team. For candy

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Caryn Rose @carynrose.bsky.social · 20h

Vinnie Vedecci. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 18h

same and i think it’s all the drugs

jk but idk perhaps

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 19h

today I need to hear music that makes me feel like I am on a luxurious spaceship where there is lots of faux fur and cozy oversized chairs and pink walls and things in purple leopard print

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 19h

INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in five years?

GODZILLA: Honestly, probably still stomping Tokyo. I just can't get enough of it.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 19h

[park, lakeside, dogs near]

FOURISH-YEAR-OLD GIRL: Some dogs are good & some are bad.

HIPSTER DAD: Yep.

FOURISH-YEAR-OLD GIRL: You can pet the good dogs & the bad dogs will bite you on the neck.

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20h

Idle prediction: We see crafts like knitting, model airplanes, etc. become more popular because you can't ask Chat GPT to make you a sweater or glue together a P-51 yet and therefore they become more impressive feats relative to other hobbies you can "outsource."

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Dell C. "DC" Toedt III @dctoedt.bsky.social · 23h

Re the Oregon undercurrent: In the 70s I was stationed in the SF Bay Area and occasionally saw bumper stickers on cars with Oregon plates such as:

• "Don't Californicate Oregon"

• "Last year 12 Oregonians fell off their bicycles .. and drowned"

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 21h

I was a senior in HS in a pdx burb school and the teachers were goin bananas trying to get us kids to understand the wreckage measure 5 would bring upon our state scholastic process. Meanwhile most of our cohort was like bummer, we’re gonna go see a Violent Femmes concert this weekend, whatevs 😵

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 21h

So. many. pdx bathrooms of my childhood featured this photo, but the best was the Brasserie Montmarte‘s hallway containing the lavatories. The Brasserie was one of our extra-fancy restaurants, at a time when Portland was not chockablock with such fripperies (pre late 90s).

C. E. Aubin @ceaubin.bsky.social · 1d

Here is a poster that hung in my house my entire life, and which my mom gave to me when we moved to CT. The photo in it was taken in downtown Portland in 1978, and the man in it was a bar owner at the time - six years later he became the Mayor.

THIS is Portland humor, which is not new!

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 22h

If you missed Trump's speech to the Knesset, simply imagine a balloon full of shit inflating itself in front of an audience of coprophiliacs eager for it to burst.

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Robert “The Bobby Yaga” McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 1d

Same.

Jennifer Ouellette @jenlucpiquant.bsky.social · 1d

A black hole fell into a star - then ate its way out again www.newscientist.com/article/2499...

A black hole fell into a star – then ate its way out again

Stars often fall into black holes, and now it seems the opposite can also occur, producing an extra long-lasting explosion as the star is consumed from within

www.newscientist.com

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 23h

sorry, i’m sorry

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 23h

sorry for what i am about to post

homemade caramel sauce in a pyrex measuring cup on a countertop, with a spoon held above the cup dribbling sauce into the cup

popcorn covered in caramel in a glass dish

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4d

there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 1d

‘twas a gift

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 1d

I am so weary of that class of extremely online leftists who think being a Serious Person™️ who only posts and does nothing else is superior to being a Fun Person™️ who physically shows up

Aaron Putnam @aaronputnam.bsky.social · 1d

I deleted a post of me in a frog suit with my 7-yr old daughter because a big account reposted, admonishing us for not being serious enough protestors (or something). I shouldn’t have included my daughter in the image, which was why I deleted it. But I was stunned by the condescension.

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 1d

akin to man’s discovery of fire, we should never have been granted the trick to making whipped cream at home

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 1d

the roxy had a superlative juke box and a fine, fine grilled cheese

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Chris Connelly @chrisconnelly.bsky.social · 3d

I ate dessert 10 innings ago

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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All Hallows Hattie @feralhattie.bsky.social · 3d

Yes! It played every time and also during after-school cartoons (shout out to He-man and GI Joe)

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