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FeloniousBunk
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a nyc developer demolishing a historic structure to build a large pile of shit? you don't say!?
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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i would love to know my total poop output on a toilet basis. how does my current preferred work toilet performance compare to my preferred college toilet? how does the quality of the poops differ? where did i diarrhea the most?
The only reason that a toilet should ever be connected to the internet would be if there could be a high score list for the group chat
can we general strike tomorrow? i need a day off.
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(living in a society where industrial capacity is falling, the economy is 80% scams, and the entire push of technological innovation is "less jobs" or "more scams"): WE COULD BUILD MARBLE MEGACITIES IF WE WANTED TO!!!! WE CHOOSE NOT TO!!!! YES SCAMS NO JOBS THOUGHT WILL MAKE IT POSSIBLE!!!!
screaming and yelling "ABUNDANCE" while my entire model of city building is reliant on slaves making my pyramids
making cities mostly made of marble columns is famously efficient and affordable
"you got it sir, spreadsheet is coming right away sir."

(two hours later)

"my computer crashed and i think i'm coming down with covid"
i am dying, this is the funniest shit ever. replacing competent entry level employees with worse versions of them just to save a few bucks on employer sponsored health insurance. masterful work.
This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
nah it's baseball but this is up there
On-shoring foreskin production to finally make America great
Can nato please spy on us and leak embarrassing shit? Just leak the Epstein files please. Please do it. End the global nightmare
I hope it’s swift because I don’t want to read about him again
What is it called when the cease part of ceasefire ceases to exist?
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
no context and we know exactly who they’re talking about
billions of dollars, god knows how many GPUs and he still can't invent a kid who will love him.
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Cuomo insists upon himself and literally everyone has had enough
“Suburbs so white even the lawn jockeys are white” is an incredible description, a kind of racism that falls in a nebulous gray zone that I can’t put my finger on
Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.
🎶 meat is not what we want, at our Mediterranean restaurant🎶
Internet hippo is actually the purest account
This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so