Crystal
@falloran13.bsky.social
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This isn't funny. Strike zones only do this when they're in extreme distress.
splitletters.bsky.social
Is this strike zone good? Asking for a friend
Chart showing the pitches called by Doug Eddings, as charted by the Hawkeye camera system.

The strike zone is ringed with an even blend of green(ball) and red(strike) calls in a completely inconsistent manner. It's not good.
falloran13.bsky.social
Ikr! They are EVERYTHING!
falloran13.bsky.social
Holy shit, M's! 🔱💙
falloran13.bsky.social
Has he been notified? 😅
falloran13.bsky.social
As we all expected. Maybe it's just birthday power...
falloran13.bsky.social
I feel like maybe they're trying hard to keep him as the "break glass in case something happens to a starter" option
falloran13.bsky.social
Yeah, I just always hate to see it
falloran13.bsky.social
A Garver triple?! In THIS economy!
falloran13.bsky.social
We talk a lot about bringing Nailz back, but Polo deserves that too... if he wants, obviously
falloran13.bsky.social
What fun would that be
falloran13.bsky.social
POLO IS OCTOBER BASEBALL! 🔱💙
falloran13.bsky.social
Bad umps ruin good baseball. Just brutal
falloran13.bsky.social
Oof, Logan... gotta settle into Walter mode for the rest of this game
falloran13.bsky.social
JULIOOOOOOO! 🔱💙
falloran13.bsky.social
Seattle sports teams are so disrespected it's ridiculous
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styler.bsky.social
I’m enjoying the retaking of frogs. I always felt incredibly sad for the original illustrator of pepe who had his creation stolen and exploited
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Anyways, that is why Harrison Butker is currently a Bad Kicker.

I have no explanation for why he is a Bad Human.