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Werewolf of Illinois

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · Apr 3

My disgust for the US “business community” is growing all the time. I already believed that business schools should lose accreditation. I’m starting to think everyone who teaches at one should face fraud charges and prison time.

John “Old Oxcart” Ireland @crassversion.bsky.social · Apr 3

From the FT today:

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2h

I hope they all seize on the new CO2 startup and breathe it daily 🤞

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 3h

It's gonna be weird when Bezos and other billionaires are dying of cancer and start getting even more and more desperately obsessed with immortality than currently.

Like, Steve Jobs went with crystals and homeopathy but he didn't have high-octane LLM gasoline pouring delusions into his brain 24/7.

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 4h

I’m skipping the work seminar on “using AI to enhance productivity” by the way

Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 15h

If only everyone could have predicted this

www.thegamer.com/ea-generativ...

EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes

A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

www.thegamer.com

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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 4h

What the Christ? Women organized the letter writing to keep TOS on the air. Women invented fan fiction. Women organized the conventions! Women invented modern fandom!

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 20h

Government by Facebook uncles. 😬

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 21h

Wolf weiners

Screenshot of the Powerwolf song “Resurrection by Erection” from their 2009 album Bible of the Beast

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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 6d

I was driving through rural Indiana tonight and had to stop at this gas station to try the local cuisine

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22h

Many are saying this.

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 22h

Wow, the future is amazing!!

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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 1d

when all this is over we need to have a pretty serious conversation about the utter moral failure of the elite of this country

James Meek @jamesmeek.bsky.social · 1d

Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

What are the other “great ballrooms of the world?” Wrong answers only.

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

Getting increasingly clear that the government fucked this case completely and they’re delaying the inevitable (Luigi’s exit as a free man)

💚 24 / 7 Luigi Mangione Posts @wereallyloveluigi.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder police won't release the bodycam footage of certain angles of Luigi Mangione's arrest, and were afraid to reveal even one angle of it to the courts.

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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 1d

Smile :)

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moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 1d

I’m not in the UK and therefore not obliged to comply with the Soldier F name suppression order. David James Cleary is a sadist and a murderer and there is always a path to justice even if the British courts conspire to deny it.

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Stan Stewart aka muz4now @muz4now.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 1d

How to delete Spotify and transfer your playlists to Apple Music and others https://mashable.com/article/spotify-transfer-apple-music-ice-ads-ai-military

Why artists are leaving Spotify — and how you can, too

Artists and listeners are protesting Spotify's ties to military AI and ICE. If you’re switching platforms, this step-by-step guide will help you transfer your playlists.

mashable.com

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1d

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

I assume this was all created to make unlimited CSAM but I think this must have been the secondary goal

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when random TikTokers were doing “walk like Jack Sparrow” videos out of nowhere? Because it was fucking weird and way too obvious

Stoned Feminist @ladylinds.bsky.social · 1d

If entertainers like Johnny Depp and that Baldoni guy have their teams doing psyops online for civil lawsuits, it's a safe bet that it's happening for just about every other issue that is discussed online.

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck yes

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Staring@TheAbyss @tommysalami420.bsky.social · 2d

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

Your updated “pay no mind” list is below.

(And as a side note - I am 47, I had a few years of being into Harry Potter in the 00’s, but I moved on, and my daughter (16) moved on before even knowing about JKR …. who is the relentless torrent of HP sludge even for?!)

Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 2d

Okay so the final list of big name actors who willingly signed on to the new Harry Potter audio books:

Bill Nighy
James McAvoy
Hugh Laurie
Matthew Macfayden
Riz Ahmed
Kit Harington
Kiera Knightley
Iwan Rheon
Ruth Wilson
Simon Pegg
Gemma Whelan
Matt Berry
Michelle Gomez
Mark Addy
Alex Hassell

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d

this is actually a solid case study in why ‘just go into the trades’ is a bunch of foolishness: if you don’t know how to think or organize your thoughts or god forbid memorize then you’ll be just as much of a failure in jobs that don’t require a college degree as you will in jobs that do

Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 2d

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

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Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, I almost forgot: it’s Work-In-Progress Wednesday. This was inevitable

A partly painted Trazyn the Infinite , mounted on a prescription bottle and scowling

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

Some of my new followers probably haven’t creepily spent 20 minutes scrolling my media tab yet. So here is my cat

A sleeping longhaired cat on the back of a tan couch. She is next to a window and thus basking in a killer sunbeam. Sweet dreams, Malibu

Werewolf of Illinois @fakesusan.bsky.social · 2d

He’s an old man (who sold my contact information to the most annoying people alive after the 2020 primary)