Crystal B.
@evilerato.bsky.social
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Hard of hearing, death doula, otherwise disaster human, dog-mom, cat-mom, auntie, fandomer, seeker of peace, and always hoping for a calmer life. [My views are my own, and do not reflect in any way on my employer]
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evilerato.bsky.social
On campus today for the first time since...May? Between the summer break in needing to be here and then trips/Life Stuff, it's been a while. Trying my best to fade into the background, tbh.
evilerato.bsky.social
Iz-Bun searched high and low for good autumnal leaves to pose with, but all he could find were dead leaves on the ground and sickly looking leaves on the trees. We're clearly not at peak color 'round these parts. 🙄 #OFMDollsAutumn
Bunny!Izzy by Rights, standing in a wooded area with dead leaves on the ground. Bunny!Izzy by Rights, standing in a tree and looking upon a pathetic excuse for autumn leaves.
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reactorsff.bsky.social
What if Dylan O'Brien was your boss and you two were stranded on a desert island and he was at your mercy is not the fanfic AU you think it is, but the plot of Sam Raimi's Send Help:

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Rachel McAdams Is Way Too Into Being Stranded in First Trailer for Sam Raimi's Send Help - Reactor
Survival horror but make it a cautionary tale about being a terrible boss.
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evilerato.bsky.social
Not quite a month later and dad's ashes are FINALLY ready for pick up. My uncle, dad's bro-in-law, is kindly making the trip back to PA for us to fetch him home, so at least we don't have to make that trip again. Next up: planning his 'celebration of life'. And I need to work on his eulogy. Ugh.
evilerato.bsky.social
Roach is going to get Frenchie to like black cats one way or another. Today he's trying to win their way into Frenchie's heart via some very tasty black cat cookies. #OFMDollsAutumn
Roach doll by Irene holding a piping bag full of black royal icing. Two cat shaped cut out cookies are in front of him, one of which is already iced. Roach doll by Irene holding a piping bag full of black royal icing. Two cat shaped cut out cookies are in front of him, both of which are now iced.
evilerato.bsky.social
It's fucking fascinating, ngl. Like, I logged into A03 one day, and suddenly Calico Jack had been there. 🤣
evilerato.bsky.social
Cling wrap would help keep him clean. Do it for Con. Those dolls are the only version of him that have an actual arse.
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emilyoram.bsky.social
God love Kew, this is incredible
evilerato.bsky.social
I get what you mean, but all I can see is Jack creeping up on that flower and slowly shoving his big finger into the center of it. 🤷
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
evilerato.bsky.social
If you listen closely, you can hear "TWAT" whispering through the waves...
evilerato.bsky.social
Kracken!Steard had a ghostly pumpkin visitor, and the rest of the family visited the photography studio to pretend they went to the pumpkin patch. (They took a vote and decided it was too rainy to visit in person, so studio portrait was the next best thing. 🙄)

#OFMDollsAutumn
Baby!Izzy by @disabledpirate in a bat-winged pumpkin costume, floating in the air. Kracken!Steard by @rosymegglemoth sits on the floor. There are aquatic plants surrounding him. Roach doll by Irene, along with two Izzy dolls & one Jack dolls by Rights, and tiny Baby!Izzy by @disabledpirate, in autumnal dress and perching on/around pumpkins. Jack is, of course, bare chested and wearing a pumpkin costume.
evilerato.bsky.social
Might be dumb, but I'm having a cuppa with dad this morning, in between cleaning. It's my sister's birthday today, so the first of many celebrations without him. Figured I'd talk at him for a bit & get myself under control before they all get back from church. 🤓
evilerato.bsky.social
As I said to mom, we've been capable of far more than dad ever let us do, so it isn't that we *can't* do this stuff. We're just out of practice, and the re-learning curve is steep and very, very annoying.
evilerato.bsky.social
The biggest thing I miss so far due to dad's death is the mental load he carried for all the household stuff. He was the grocery person, the main cook, kept tabs on house upkeep things (changing air filters, defrosting freezers, yard work, etc) You know, the things that keep a household supported.
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lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
The healthiest thing we can do for the internet is get as many regular users as possible running their own websites. You could buy a domain and such, but a super easy starting point is to get a free subdomain of neocities.org, which is like geocities but existing now.
evilerato.bsky.social
Up early, made bread, did solid organizing work for the retreat, bumbled in the attic for the big coolers, emptied then defrosted the upright freezer & refilled it, started sister's b-day cake (sponge & filling done), put away grocery order, and now I'm sitting. Whew. Busy day so far!
evilerato.bsky.social
This is the way. I hate working with the tissue paper patterns - it's so nerve-wracking, being worried about ripping it!
evilerato.bsky.social
I'm with Angus, personally. I could swear this should've been Saturday...🥱
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moryan.bsky.social
If you're watching the situation in Chicago from afar & want to help, on the off chance you have spare $$, you can give to the Midwest Immigrant Bond Fund, which posts "bond for individuals held in the custody of ICE w ties to IL, IN, KY & WI who cannot afford to pay"
www.mibfc.org/helpusgrow
How to Help MIBFC — Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
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evilerato.bsky.social
Yesterday was an okay day - only a few teary moments. Today started with texts from my great-aunt asking about memorial details & checking in, and tonight I have my first therapy appointment since everything happened. I also have the doc for the eulogy-in-progress open, so today's just a lot. 😒