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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield

@duckydanger.bsky.social

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28. Kinky, Crinkly (Sometimes Stinky) Agender Gremlin; It/Its, He/Him, They/Them. Raccoyfox (Raccoon/Coyote/Fox). Bohemian as fuck. Sexuality: Babysit me and I'll cum D-TOWN DOWN!

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · Sep 3

Just in case any of y'all need a visual reference for how frickin' teeny tiny 5'2" is:

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Padded Aussie @paddedaussie.bsky.social · 17h

Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 6h

Wonder what happened to him… 😳

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Dizzy Duck @disparitybit.bsky.social · Jun 12

Be careful what you wish for... @jetthedrake.bsky.social

#ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL

A coloured picture of Jet (purple drake) and Typhos (water dragon/monster mascot from Northshore's ABDL line). Jet is partially engulfed in Typhos' watery form, laying back as Typhos looms over him. Jet looks flirtatious and is gently holding Typhos' chin as Typhos pats the front of a huuuge wet diaper, with a speak bubble declaring, "Foolish MORTAL! You shall NEVER be DRY AGAIN!!". The entire lower half of the image is underwater, implying Typhos' ability to flood entire cities.

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 9h

What’s it like in your head?

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 10h

That is the best damn hummus I have ever seen, what are the little red dots/droplets???

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 10h

Gotta keep them diapers full somehow!

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Corinn But Spooky @paradoxdragon98.bsky.social · 12h

Just a hecking mood🥴

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NamyCat 🔞 (Your friendly Tabby Artists) @namycat.bsky.social · 12h

Have you installed your best friend patches on your (pre)school computer, already?

if you need help finding patches, i can point you to the right direction.Go to littletroubles.com/products/sea... and grab a booster or two
He's waiting inside, to help you out with your homework

(Art i made for LT)

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 12h

Subject: HEWWO!!!

Body: I am the inheritor of a massive real estate firm. Ever since I became inflicted with Ultra-Leprosy, it’s been my dream to give back.

All I need to pay you is your name, date of birth, the city and county you were born in, your social security ID, your DL number, and-

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 12h

I had a dream that I vaguely remember about a week or two ago where I did, but it was all over the place, I think he showed up then.

Otherwise it’s just kind of like a proverbial poke in my side once in a while and my thoughts shifting to “Hey. You’re getting cranky, buttface. Go get your binky.”

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Mackenzie Easy-ups @babdotcom.bsky.social · 14h

Caretakers need baby time too. It helps them unwind from taking care of all their little ones, and cubs need time to be in charge so they can remember just how much they need a grownup to be in charge. It's important for cubs to from time to time, gang up on the grownups and forcefully regress them.

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Mackenzie Easy-ups @babdotcom.bsky.social · 13h

In a flash, your younger self appears in the corner of the room, with a teddy bear floating over them. The teddy bear speaks in a high and sugary voice. "And that's what you'll look like if you keep trying to grow up." The kid yells "I don't wanna be a big kid anymore! Make it stop!" They disappear.

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 12h

This sort of happened to me the last time I did acid but like… the other way around???

9 y/o me just *cold* stared into my soul and said “Why aren’t you playing with your toys? You’ve got so many now. And you spent so much time imagining what it would be like.”

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spooky boolantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social · 15h

Max Dubler
@maxdubler • 2/8/25
That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse.
Jason C &
@jasonc_nc・2/8/25
I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.
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Max Dubler
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True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 14h

Please god tell me I’m not scary because according to most people I’ve met I’m an 11/10 😭

LIKE I JUST HAVE RESTING BITCH FACE AND A REALLY MONOTONE VOICE WHEN I’M RELAXED I PROMISE I’M JUST CHILLIN

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 1d

Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 14h

For real. I can happily disagree about the methods that the fed should use all day long.

I *cannot* disagree with or even begin to tolerate genocide jokes from people who are my age or older and should have known DAMN WELL BETTER a decade or two ago.

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TERRY TIGEAR @terrytigear.bsky.social · 15h

My Halloween night...

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 15h

I think this is a perfectly reasonable reaction tbh. I’m tired of that “why can’t we all be friends uwu” crap.

There is NO way to reform these people, not at this point. Anyone else who wants to try, go ahead, I’ve done more than my part in that arena.

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Devil Dad Barnaby @barnaby.bsky.social · 19h

I said I'd help with coaching a local community sports league, but I guess I'm getting a little too into the role and now I'll be spending the rest of the season as an old cougar coach!

Awesome Coach Amos transformation art by @emberbat.bsky.social!

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Ducky (Isn't Allowed To Touch Its Weiner) Dangerfield @duckydanger.bsky.social · 1d

If made cash off the sea, sea, sea
I'd use the cheapest hull that there could be, be, be!

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Jeffy @jeffyfox.bsky.social · Jul 26

Barney taking billionaire passengers down in his homemade sub to see the wreck of the Titanic.

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Mascotober 🐯🎈 @texsaber.bsky.social · 1d

mascot interaction that changes the trajectory of your life

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Pup Stickers💥🔜 MFF 2025 & CAPcon 2026 @datboyanthony.bsky.social · 13d

It's best not to make enemies during the spooky season: some witches get very creative with helping you "re-learn" some manners..... among other things 😖

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Alyxis Drayko @alyxisdrayko.myatproto.social · 4d

CW Bondage, kidnapping, used diaper

It's always frustrating to hear someone being praised, who you know full well doesn't deserve it. Especially when you're uh. Physically incapable of correcting them at the moment.

An anthropomorphic white wolf with a blue hair bow, duct taped to a chair, in a wet, cheap diaper, and struggling.
She is ballgagged and drooling a lot, and looking desperately at the ceiling. Dialogue indicates she's hearing her captor's conversation with a guest through the floor. She is responding, albeit garbled, but there are bits of text behind her mumbling that show what she was attempting to say.

Dialogue is as follows:
"My goodness, you are such a delightful host!
("Uh-uh. No. He is not. He reeeally is not.")
"Aw, thanks, ma! Y'sure you gotta leave so soon, tho?"
("Please! Say no, say you'll stay! Find me!")
"Oh, no, you know how airplane schedules all are, dear...uh, sorry, is that disappointing?"
("Mmhmm! Y-yes! You have no idea!")

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almond 🐾 @shydog.bsky.social · 1d

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