Mackenzie Easy-ups
@babdotcom.bsky.social
No relation to Pampers Easy Ups. This profile is not safe for work. Kill your boss.
They/them | this one/that one
Minors get blocked. Make a new account when you're 18+
DNI: Santa deniers
PFP by Coconut Cubbie
They/them | this one/that one
Minors get blocked. Make a new account when you're 18+
DNI: Santa deniers
PFP by Coconut Cubbie
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bsky.app
Welcome to my page. Go to bsky.app/profile/mode... to check your filter settings, which are all opt-out. Turn rude filtering off at the very least. I say swear words.
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I already love Chiitan, but now I know they are both full of love and based.
February 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I already love Chiitan, but now I know they are both full of love and based.
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For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
May 3, 2024 at 10:25 AM
For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
🧵
It's no surprise to see the devs of the app with overly familiar dialogue are insulting our intelligence like this. "You can still use Discord without ID" was always the case. You just need it for anything not teen-friendly. In none of these clarifications have they stated changes to their plans.
Discord has posted updated clarification:
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age
discord.com/press-releas...
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's no surprise to see the devs of the app with overly familiar dialogue are insulting our intelligence like this. "You can still use Discord without ID" was always the case. You just need it for anything not teen-friendly. In none of these clarifications have they stated changes to their plans.
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I have turned @shibacore.bsky.social into a Rate instead of a mousse
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I have turned @shibacore.bsky.social into a Rate instead of a mousse
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Heya lovely critters, @thelockedtower.bsky.social, @ziggyshark.bsky.social and I have to make an unplanned house move!
This costs a lot of money, as it turns out
Any support from you critters would be truly amazing 💜💖
Now I'm gonna flop into bed, house searching is exhausting 😪
Love you all! 💜✨️
This costs a lot of money, as it turns out
Any support from you critters would be truly amazing 💜💖
Now I'm gonna flop into bed, house searching is exhausting 😪
Love you all! 💜✨️
Donate to Da Dook Den Displacement!, organized by Never T
Hiya critters! This is Never, writing for myself, Tower, and Ziggy, because we could use some help
… Never T needs your support for Da Dook Den Displacement!
www.gofundme.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Heya lovely critters, @thelockedtower.bsky.social, @ziggyshark.bsky.social and I have to make an unplanned house move!
This costs a lot of money, as it turns out
Any support from you critters would be truly amazing 💜💖
Now I'm gonna flop into bed, house searching is exhausting 😪
Love you all! 💜✨️
This costs a lot of money, as it turns out
Any support from you critters would be truly amazing 💜💖
Now I'm gonna flop into bed, house searching is exhausting 😪
Love you all! 💜✨️
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Hi, everyone. Here's an updated commission sheet and guidelines. You can reach me through [email protected]
E-mail contact is preferable in these cases to keep things organized. Thank you!
E-mail contact is preferable in these cases to keep things organized. Thank you!
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Hi, everyone. Here's an updated commission sheet and guidelines. You can reach me through [email protected]
E-mail contact is preferable in these cases to keep things organized. Thank you!
E-mail contact is preferable in these cases to keep things organized. Thank you!
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Messing around in boats
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Messing around in boats
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anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
anyways, don't get off discord yet; not because this isn't heinous but because we're currently in the post-horror scramble to find alternatives. give things a second to settle down so you can find out which ones suck and which ones don't. instead, cancel your nitro, yell at discord, and plan.
If any genetic family members ever read my incest posts, I'm fantasizing about either my friends or cartoon characters. Don't fucking flatter yourselves.
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If any genetic family members ever read my incest posts, I'm fantasizing about either my friends or cartoon characters. Don't fucking flatter yourselves.
Leaping rooftop to rooftop in the dystopian city of The Apple Tokyo in a surveillance state run by thirteen corporations unlike the much more democratic S&P 500, swinging from rooftop to rooftop and throwing cops to their deaths while using gymnastics to outrun their bullets and your feelings.
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Leaping rooftop to rooftop in the dystopian city of The Apple Tokyo in a surveillance state run by thirteen corporations unlike the much more democratic S&P 500, swinging from rooftop to rooftop and throwing cops to their deaths while using gymnastics to outrun their bullets and your feelings.
I'm so glad Discord's globally rolling out policies pushed forward by the political party most vocally against sex education and most implicated in the Epstein files to protect the children. If you're a decision maker at Discord, my only question for you is this: what have you done? -w-
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I'm so glad Discord's globally rolling out policies pushed forward by the political party most vocally against sex education and most implicated in the Epstein files to protect the children. If you're a decision maker at Discord, my only question for you is this: what have you done? -w-
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Poofy Mano doodles~
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Poofy Mano doodles~
Looking forward to when my Discord has a little "minor" badge and the subsequent hittings on from kindly strangers I happen to share servers with
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Looking forward to when my Discord has a little "minor" badge and the subsequent hittings on from kindly strangers I happen to share servers with
RIP Discord. Am deleting in early March then
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
RIP Discord. Am deleting in early March then
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This is true, I'm 34 and shit myself purely out of social obligation.
Don't worry. Diaper fetishes aren't forever! You'll outgrow your diapers when you're thirty. Relax. Enjoy spring fling.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This is true, I'm 34 and shit myself purely out of social obligation.
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Yea, go as hard as you want and tru out all the self hypnosis, it'll all fade off in a few years for sure.
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Yea, go as hard as you want and tru out all the self hypnosis, it'll all fade off in a few years for sure.
by age forty I plan to ask a grownup if I'll ever outgrow diapers and they tell me it's just a big boy problem and I need to rub it out
February 9, 2026 at 6:29 AM
by age forty I plan to ask a grownup if I'll ever outgrow diapers and they tell me it's just a big boy problem and I need to rub it out
Don't worry. Diaper fetishes aren't forever! You'll outgrow your diapers when you're thirty. Relax. Enjoy spring fling.
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Don't worry. Diaper fetishes aren't forever! You'll outgrow your diapers when you're thirty. Relax. Enjoy spring fling.
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Big Sammy is gettin real demeaning about my diaper for a teddy within a humpable distance🤨
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Big Sammy is gettin real demeaning about my diaper for a teddy within a humpable distance🤨
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"They're so noisy, i love it!
And so thick i hafta waddle everywhere!"
And so thick i hafta waddle everywhere!"
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"They're so noisy, i love it!
And so thick i hafta waddle everywhere!"
And so thick i hafta waddle everywhere!"