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Padded Aussie
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The Biggest Little You Know. ABDL - Scientist - Unwilling President of the Barney The Dinosaur Fanclub.
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When I said I wanted to live in the Pokémon world, I didn’t mean like this! 😳
What about bathroom breaks…wait a minute I think I figured it out.
Wow 1000 followers 😮🤩🥺

As a celebratory treat please enjoy this clip from my latest totally real Playpen Livestream.
What noise do you make when we pull your string?
*scowling in the shop window*

“Children can’t afford this. You know who has money? ME.”
Make cute 🚼

Then mute 🔇
Is your little man starting to act a bit too big for his breeches? Here’s how to fix that.
*Through a mouthful of spaghetti*

HEY
Opening your bag up at a very serious business conference you have to speak at and this is all you have.
Been having a tuff time with num nums lately. Looks like the bib stays on for every meal now. 😖
We’ve all been there =_=
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When I said I wanted to live in the Pokémon world, I didn’t mean like this! 😳
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Uhhh… I think dad just found your box of diapers while helping you unpack for college 🫣📦
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It's best not to make enemies during the spooky season: some witches get very creative with helping you "re-learn" some manners..... among other things 😖
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It’s finally almost weekend!! Happy BDF everyone! 🥳🥳

Am I double diapered or just very wet? Who knows 😝
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CS? This looks more like you’re being plopped down in front of Bluey to keep you out of the grown-ups way.
Wow 23 years and almost ready to potty train.

Thats an achievement buddy!
“Straight up oinkin’ it”
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Stop apologising for being fat!
“I just want to be a himbo” he himboed himboly.