I suppose that'd be just fine too - after all, he has a whole song about it...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcE4...

One of my fav cnc scenarios as a gay boy is to pretend I’m not a butt slut >w<

Pretending to believe ‘real men don’t put stuff up there’ and ‘real men don’t get fucked’

And if you’re not a ‘real man,’ what are you? A pathetic, cucky baby boy.

You’re not? Then why’re you getting fucked in the ass?

One sentence that never fails: “Someone’s having big feelings!” 🫠

When you’re squirming and whining in desperate horniness.

When you’re crying and pouting about being a big kid.

When you’ve cum so many times you’re desperate to stop.

Brushing you off as a toddler with no emotional regulation 😵‍💫

"I didn't do it! The diaper was dirty when I got there." 😨

Need to remember this excuse next time I'm checked.

#BabyLooneyTunes

*staring and blinking in concern* oh god this plush came with more than I signed up for 😳

JEEZ DON’T GIVE HIM ANY MORE IDEAS THAN HE ALREADY HAS, GOSH 😤😭

Trust me, he’s very thorough in “fixing” a lot of things… >\\~\\<

Huff >~<

Also consider a SoBe diaper

You’ll never convince me that human beings are supposed to be working THIS hard, at this frequency, and for as long as we’ve become accustomed to. We are all so exhausted with no time to actually take care of ourselves or for each other. This shit hasn’t been normal for a while!

They should put a Starbucks in

Ollie I’m not questioning this as a concept, but I must ask: what?????? 🤣

Love it!!!

big tech companies passing the same $30 billion dollars until one goes under and the economy explodes

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

He's my favoritest x3

Don't worry, he'll get to ya!

...not 'till you're on the verge of leaking though. He doesn't like to be wasteful 😏😜

Awww... What's wrong, Junior? I thought you said you were excited for Locktober? I'm sure your friends will adore the new outfit!

Finished Locktober artwork for: Brogatar

Wherever it was, it's a goddamn MOOD

not sure where my mind was when i made this

WereGarurumon replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, is when I carried you.”

waow falll~

“Pee-yew! You made quite a big mess for such a little guy. Now turn around and let me check- 😟 I think we’ll just run you a bath after all…”

“Hold it right there, young man! I know a dirty diaper when I smell one. Oh-ho-ho-ho, and BOY is this one ready for a change…”

I am *almost there* and I never thought I’d make it this far. Not only that but I’m actually looking DAMN forward to it!!!