Dorothy Parker Fucks
@dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
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Satire fights fascism. Brown. Upset. (she/her) Living for the after times when I can bodily drag Karoline Leavitt to the Reflecting Pool and shave her head.
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dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
ICE is now stealing children from school
caitlindeangelis.bsky.social
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
Everett 13-year-old arrested by ICE and sent to Virginia detention facility
By Marcela Rodrigues Globe Staff,Updated October 12, 2025, 44 minutes ago



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A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by ICE in Everett and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia.
A 13-year-old boy was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Everett after an interaction with members of the Everett Police Department and sent to a juvenile detention facility in Virginia, according to his mother and immigration lawyer Andrew Lattarulo.

The boy’s mother, Josiele Berto, was called to pick her son up from the Everett Police Department on Thursday, the day he was arrested. After waiting for about an hour and a half, she was told her son was taken by ICE, Berto told the Globe in a phone interview.

“My world collapsed,” Berto said in Portuguese.

From the police department, the boy was taken to ICE’s holding facility in Burlington on Thursday evening, where he spent a night before being transferred by car to the Northwestern Regional Juvenile Detention Center in Winchester, Va., on Friday morning, his mother said. The juvenile facility is more than 500 miles away from Everett.

The boy is a 7th-grader at Albert N. Parlin School in Everett, his mother said. The teen and his family, who are Brazilian nationals, have a pending asylum case and are authorized to work legally in the United States, Lattarulo said.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
a few days ago robin williams' daughter had to beg people publicly to stop making ai slop of her late father because it was traumatic. callous ass society.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
here is a thing to make us dumber, more venal, more cruel, more base. bonus: it sets the planet on fire and drinks all the water!
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
around two years ago i made the point that genAI technologies were a fascist project designed to undermine facts, truth and history and so here is some slop machine humiliating a hero of the american civil rights movement
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
Refusing to write for publication anymore, for one
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
hoping someone can explain to @radiofreetom.bsky.social that those of us who are not wealthy white men do in fact have to watch our speech and behavior.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
hello friends in my phone - this is an alt i created because my original bsky account in my real name got too big and since we live in fascist times i need to keep myself safe. still glad to be here with you all.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
someone please explain how this timeline is real
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
*taps sign* genAI is a fascist project, stay safe out there
quatoria.bsky.social
It really feels like one of the purposes of AI video is to get us to a point where no video we see on social media and no photograph can be trusted or assumed to be true, and we fully enter a post-truth world.

Truth is used to fight oligarchs, so they seek to destroy truth itself.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
nothing to see here just the little pig man @jd-vance-1.bsky.social being an opem bigot.
atrupar.com
JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
for me the greatest broken promise of america is the myth that this is a nation that grew great on the basis of struggle and science and learning and knowledge but nope it's just a bunch of rich white men who want to do eugenics.
acyn.bsky.social
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
trump, having subverted the supreme court, is doing his best to erode congress's role as a coequal branch of government.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
the rule of law was such an adorable idea we would try that again
jonahblank.bsky.social
More destructive lawlessness from the Supreme Court:
♦️Destructive: The $4 Billion looted from foreign aid could have saved tens of thousands of lives.
♦️Lawless: Congress-- not the president-- has the power to tax and spend. Congress ordered that these funds be spent on foreign aid.
kyledcheney.bsky.social
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rules 6-3 to allow Trump’s “pocket rescission” of $4 billion in foreign aid funding, ruling that it’s unlikely the groups suing have standing to pursue the claim and that Trump’s foreign policy power outweighs their purported harms.
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
we don't need to let these utter clowns lord over us
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
ZUCKERBERG: “If we end up misspending a couple of hundred billion dollars, I think that that is going to be very unfortunate, obviously. .. But what I’d say is I actually think the risk is higher on the other side.”

$META
youtu.be/23FyskyFoP8?...
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dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
i believe there is exactly one Black woman CEO of a fortune 500 company today in 2025.
maxkennerly.bsky.social
Our national nightmare is over! Finally, after a long, terrifying, unjust seven years (2017-2024), white men (~29% of the population) are back to being a majority of new directors at S&P 500 companies.

Ah, it's so nice to allocate power, wealth, leadership, and opportunity based on "merit." 🎩🧐
White Men Make a Comeback in America’s Boardrooms
Boards are seeking executives with C-suite experience to help navigate economic and political turmoil.
www.bloomberg.com
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
i am always curious about the choice of people to film scenes like this, instead of helping her
bradlander.bsky.social
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
dorothyparkerfucks.bsky.social
"drop off the grid" = have been disappeared by the state
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diplomatofnight.com
"Democrats don't have a problem with Arabs and Muslims" versus "a Democratic senator from New York State immediately called the Muslim who won a mayoral primary a jihadist during a drunken rant on a radio show"
diplomatofnight.com
It is very funny that Arabs and Muslims were told for a year that they had to swallow every single conceivable bitter pill and support a candidacy and a party that was sponsoring the murder of their families but suddenly a Muslim wins a primary and the two leaders of the DP can skirt around it.
danahoule.bsky.social
Is Mamdani in danger of losing? If so he’s weak. (I don’t think he’s in danger of losing)

So why TF do ppl care if pols outside of NYC endorse him? This isn’t about helping him win, it’s wanting ppl to bend the knee*

*Schumer/Jeffries should endorse, nobody outside NYC needs to. It’s a local race