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A Dorkus Malorkus
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what a terrible day to know how to read
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For me, Price will always be Egghead from TV's Batman, but even then only because of re-runs being on 20+ years after the fact
there was a while on my old twitter account where the common theme of half my posts was just "horny for sue storm" and as i re-read some FF comics today and watch the new movie again, i say to past me "good call. you were totally right about that."
if people who consumed at least 3 hours of youtube a day swung towards Trump/the right, just imagine what's going to happen with the people who get all their info from chatgpt
I hope Vladdy gets another HR off Ohtani nice and early to set the tone
I figured Jays wouldn't pull this one off with Yamamoto pitching, but I wish LA had let him go another complete game instead of rapidly cycling through their other pitchers just so they could start Ohtani again tomorrow night
My opinion might be colored by the fact I have recently re-read all of the Annihilation era cosmic stuff, but they knew how to do a big cosmic event better back then and could get more out of a 4 issue mini too
it was very slow and boring and not good
Remember when you'd be trying to open Photoshop and accidentally click on Illustrator?
Just the worst.
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
my wife and i are selling our house and buying a new one and there's a lot of extra costs and shit that comes with that but i surprisingly haven't been stressing about money, so today she took the dog to the vet where they said he needs a $7000 surgery and that was the last straw, apparently
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They should invent a type of baseball game that ends
Notably, this is a lion, a rhino, and a camel, which means the President probably got that question wrong. Definitely nothing to be worried about though.
“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”
tag yourself i'm "pig knuckles"
this is actually very funny when you remember that clouds are a thing that exist and basically jeopardize this entire business proposal
There are a lot of people who will dismiss it as "politics" because they are just narcissistic or sociopathic enough that they can't see past the headlines to the real people who are affected by it
Jerry: well you don't seem very good at relationships when it's just 1 other person

*Kramer bursts in the room*

Kramer: what's going on?

Jerry: George's girlfriend dumped him to try being poly

Kramer: really?

George: yeah, she, uhh, she asked for your number

Kramer: ... giddy up
modern-day Seinfeld pitch: George's girlfriend breaks up with him because she wants to explore poly relationships.

Jerry: she wants to date multiple people, just not you?

George: why not me? i can be poly

Jerry: could you though?

George: why couldn't I?
"We know it's not right.
We know it's not funny.
But we'll stop beating this dead horse
when it stops spitting out money."
- Bo Burnham
I love a lot of z-list Spidey villains. Grizzly. Razorback. Man-Mountain Marko. The Enforcers. The Gibbon.
But Hypno Hustler? Hypno Hustler?!
More London MCM Marvel Legends Retro reveals from the Hasbro Marvel team.
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I can't possibly be the first person to think of this, right?
Anyway, I made a new (shitty) #comic featuring everyone's favorite Legionnaire in the crossover event of the 31st Century!
Remember to check out the bonus panel.

#LegionOfSuperHeroes #DigitalArt #nerd
You’re Going To Need A Strong Antacid
“Tastes like chicken! Really, really gross chicken.” Click here for a bonus panel! Now I’m wondering how Nemesis Kid would fare against a Xenomorph. If he hadn’t been killed…
www.opendoor-comics.com
Is this why im so bad at fighting games?
I understand the appeal of this for Jericho, and I'm sure WWE has dollar signs in their eyes, but I cannot think of a single person at WWE I'd like to see him to a match or program with, last time or not.
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Recent TomConComm:

Wilson.
"My sister ran away to join the circus and all I got was this lousy orphan."