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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 5h

For me, Price will always be Egghead from TV's Batman, but even then only because of re-runs being on 20+ years after the fact

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 9h

there was a while on my old twitter account where the common theme of half my posts was just "horny for sue storm" and as i re-read some FF comics today and watch the new movie again, i say to past me "good call. you were totally right about that."

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 9h

if people who consumed at least 3 hours of youtube a day swung towards Trump/the right, just imagine what's going to happen with the people who get all their info from chatgpt

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 9h

woof

In the months after Harris’ loss, much was made over the demographic shifts in the party. Young voters, Hispanic voters and Black voters — all central to the Democratic coalition — had moved substantially to the right. But Priorities’ post-election polling revealed an equally staggering swing: Between 2020 and 2024, people who consumed at least three hours of YouTube a day had moved 10 points toward Trump — a bigger swing than Black voters, Black men, young voters and a slew of other categories that were dominating headlines.

“The driver of behavior in ‘24 was so much more about your media consumption,” Butterfield said.

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Troy Goodfellow @troyg.bsky.social · 1d

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 2d

I hope Vladdy gets another HR off Ohtani nice and early to set the tone

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 2d

I figured Jays wouldn't pull this one off with Yamamoto pitching, but I wish LA had let him go another complete game instead of rapidly cycling through their other pitchers just so they could start Ohtani again tomorrow night

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 3d

My opinion might be colored by the fact I have recently re-read all of the Annihilation era cosmic stuff, but they knew how to do a big cosmic event better back then and could get more out of a 4 issue mini too

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 3d

it was very slow and boring and not good

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when you'd be trying to open Photoshop and accidentally click on Illustrator?
Just the worst.

Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 4d

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 5d

my wife and i are selling our house and buying a new one and there's a lot of extra costs and shit that comes with that but i surprisingly haven't been stressing about money, so today she took the dog to the vet where they said he needs a $7000 surgery and that was the last straw, apparently

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 6d

They should invent a type of baseball game that ends

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 6d

Notably, this is a lion, a rhino, and a camel, which means the President probably got that question wrong. Definitely nothing to be worried about though.

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 6d

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 6d

tag yourself i'm "pig knuckles"

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 7d

this is actually very funny when you remember that clouds are a thing that exist and basically jeopardize this entire business proposal

Futurism @futurism.com · 7d

"The beam reflected by these satellites is very intense, four times brighter than the full Moon."

Scientists Oppose Huge Array of Mirrors in Space That Shines Nighttime Sunlight on Wealthy Customers

The astronomical community is horrified at plans made by a for-profit company to flood the night sky with sunlight.

trib.al

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 7d

There are a lot of people who will dismiss it as "politics" because they are just narcissistic or sociopathic enough that they can't see past the headlines to the real people who are affected by it

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 8d

Jerry: well you don't seem very good at relationships when it's just 1 other person

*Kramer bursts in the room*

Kramer: what's going on?

Jerry: George's girlfriend dumped him to try being poly

Kramer: really?

George: yeah, she, uhh, she asked for your number

Kramer: ... giddy up

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 8d

modern-day Seinfeld pitch: George's girlfriend breaks up with him because she wants to explore poly relationships.

Jerry: she wants to date multiple people, just not you?

George: why not me? i can be poly

Jerry: could you though?

George: why couldn't I?

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 8d

"We know it's not right.
We know it's not funny.
But we'll stop beating this dead horse
when it stops spitting out money."
- Bo Burnham

A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 8d

I love a lot of z-list Spidey villains. Grizzly. Razorback. Man-Mountain Marko. The Enforcers. The Gibbon.
But Hypno Hustler? Hypno Hustler?!

FLYGUYtoys (フライガイ) @flyguytoys.com · 8d

More London MCM Marvel Legends Retro reveals from the Hasbro Marvel team.

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Jon Maki @jonpaulmaki.com · 9d

I can't possibly be the first person to think of this, right?
Anyway, I made a new (shitty) #comic featuring everyone's favorite Legionnaire in the crossover event of the 31st Century!
Remember to check out the bonus panel.

#LegionOfSuperHeroes #DigitalArt #nerd

You’re Going To Need A Strong Antacid

“Tastes like chicken! Really, really gross chicken.” Click here for a bonus panel! Now I’m wondering how Nemesis Kid would fare against a Xenomorph. If he hadn’t been killed…

www.opendoor-comics.com

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 9d

Is this why im so bad at fighting games?

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 11d

Betty Ross: So, which of my gamma forms is your favorite?
Bruce Banner: That’s a dangerous game to play.
Betty Ross: Come on, I promise I won’t get mad. Are you a Red She-Hulk guy or more of a Harpy man?
Bruce Banner: I’m gonna say Jill Fixit.
Jill Fixit: Kiss me or I’ll break youse kneecaps.
Betty Ross: That never happened, Bruce.
Bruce Banner: Well, it should have.

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 11d

I understand the appeal of this for Jericho, and I'm sure WWE has dollar signs in their eyes, but I cannot think of a single person at WWE I'd like to see him to a match or program with, last time or not.

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Tom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 12d

Recent TomConComm:

Wilson.

Drawing of the Kingpin looming over and crushing the skull of a beaten Daredevil. Three arrows are sticking out Kingpin’s back, all from bow of a silhouetted Electra in the background.

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A Dorkus Malorkus @dorkusmalorkus.bsky.social · 12d

"My sister ran away to join the circus and all I got was this lousy orphan."