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joey (swiffer)

@doey.bsky.social

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i've got mutiple internet personalities and they're all irritating | world famous swiftie | nfl owner | he/him stan giannis

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · Nov 9

so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 47m

why would you wanna win games when you can save a few bucks instead

joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 55m

congrats to the brewers for winning the 2026 nl central division

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h

Three days into the postseason, and good teams actively trying to get worse to save money, but somehow the Dodgers are the problem

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Shota Imanaga has reportedly become a free agent after the Cubs have declined to exercise the team's option and he has declined his player option, per multiple reports including MLB's Jordan Bastian.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 1h

jack donaghy: "That information is classified. At least until Dick Cheney dies which is gonna be a long time from now. That man is mostly metal."

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 14h

lucius malfoy and giannis (crudely) photoshopped over harry potter's face. "let us hope that mr. giannis will always be around to save the day." "don't worry i will be."

joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 14h

holy shit lmfao

joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 14h

can we just stick to the ryan rollins/cole anthony duo and trade kpj

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16h

a diagram demonstrating the lethal range of a projectile sandwich

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 16h

imagine boo-ing a guy because you root for a poverty franchise

Jim Owczarski @jimowczarski.bsky.social · 16h

#Pacers fans booed the s--- out of Myles Turner.

joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 16h

if you're the packers you gotta at least try

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 16h

Chargers FA CB Asante Samuel, who had a spinal fusion procedure this offseason, was fully cleared to return to the NFL by respected Drs. David Okonkwo and Nick Theodore in a letter agent Trevon Smith presented to NFL teams.

Samuel becomes a top FA and fascinating addition.

joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 18h

i actually make occasional trips to the UP instead, but it's been almost a year so i'm out and too lazy to make the drive so i buy hemp (which is legal here, yeah i don't get it either) but it just doesn't hit the same 😮‍💨

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 18h

i need legal weed in wisconsin so i can do this every day for the rest of my life

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 18h

ngl i had zero idea he was paralyzed until this moment, I guess I just don't pay attention although i go about my life to know as little about that man as possible

joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 19h

you do understand that even if the mass exodus being threatened if (when) Mamdani wins is true (it's not), they'll just go somewhere else, right? there are 48 other states

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joey (swiffer) @doey.bsky.social · 19h

okay?

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20h

They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”

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Safe Harbor @safe-harbor.bsky.social · 19h

Today we'd also like to formally welcome our new CEO, Jeanne McLellan!

The former Executive Director at National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) Dane County, Jeanne's career has been deﬁned by a deep commitment to community engagement, equity, & accessibility for underserved populations.

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Safe Harbor @safe-harbor.bsky.social · 19h

We'd like to take a moment to formally announce some new & exciting, but bittersweet, changes coming to Safe Harbor.

Firstly, after over a decade of hard work & dedication to our mission, current Executive Director Deborah Lee has decided to step down at the end of this year.