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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · Jun 9

you got seeds and stems I got the shit that put john carter on mars

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 12h

nuremberg 2.0 had better not show any sympathy towards a single member of their gang

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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · Sep 16

The follow-up post is the best part.

A reply saying, "Edit: I just discovered Malcolm X was a member of the Nation of Islam rather than a Christian. Will keep this in mind in future."

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Dr. MooCow, AKA Dr. Mom @drmoocow.bsky.social · 1d

The Winnipeg fandom is dying! Like and reskeet if you’re a REAL PEGGER!

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 1d

This was posted by the official MLB social media account

A World Series poster with illustrations of the Dodgers players and the Blue Jays players facing off with Dodgers vs Blue Jays written below.

The poster is a reference to the official Marvel vs Capcom artwork

The official Marvel Vs Capcom artwork with many marvel characters facing off against many Capcom icons and Marvel vs Capcom written below

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 19h

I'm still mad about it

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👻Spooky Sister Ella👻 Spectral Siscon @moonstruckella.bsky.social · 21h

Remember how the Democrats promised to get you a 2000 dollar stimmy if Warnock won his special election bid during covid, he did so, they sent out 600 dollars and people tried to convince everyone they didn't lie because the 1400 from Trump brought it up to 2000, which was not the promise they made

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

senator b'rni sez it's alright

dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

All work and no play made Jack a bad boy

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 4d

"oh, this is my totenkopf"

dr totenkopf from the 2004 film sky captain and the world of tomorrow

dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

like mario and sonic coming together to compete in the olympic games

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

uh, your fish are dead

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 2d

y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

collaborate and listen

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

House (Series, 2004–2012)

Dr House MD considers treatment for a bunch of Japanese girls haunted by the spirit of lupus

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

here's my argument: you're a nazi apologist and can thoroughly go fuck yourself with a cactus

dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

like a sizzling platter of fajitas?

dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

no there's a specific word for all that. one you used just above in the skeet i initially replied to

it rhymes with "shmenocide"

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

righteous and morally correct

dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

what if it's a plate of nachos or fried pickles before your entree arrives

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

hey real quick mr brain genius what did those nazis do 80 years ago

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 1d

all i see is

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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 2d

It's a visual reminder of how all of this is held together by social belief. Nothing built through exploitation is sacred, nothing humans make has to be permanent. We can change anything we want to

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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 2d

I'm gonna keep saying it: he's trash and everything he does is trash, but also it's a good thing for people to see how easy it is to destroy and remake sites of obscene white supremacist power like the White House

Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 2d

The East Wing is totally gone. I can’t believe it

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dj zombie pizza 🧟‍♂️🍕 @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 2d

shitposting is downstream from comedy and all good comedy punches up instead of down and no truly good person or shitposter punches down

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