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DJHeinle

@djheinle.bsky.social

140 followers 230 following 550 posts

Practicing the lost art of DDR doubles and 6panel. Also multiple anime girls sometimes.

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 1d

Is it the original or the Dick Dale version?

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 2d

How the hell do those Altima drivers do it, I've been on a donut spare for 4 minutes and these lights are pissing me off

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 3d

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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NIH CAS coordinator @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 2d

elon musk has died. he became ensnared by the penis in an experimental sex robot of his own design. the resulting blood loss was fatal.

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 2d

I was having a pretty good sleep but then my brain reminded me it's almost 2026 and they still make 1366x768 laptops and that ruined my night enough for me to write this post.

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 2d

It's fine, it means they're not using butt crimps or wire nuts.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d

*screams*

Several of the women I interviewed belong to religious communities that strongly oppose gender-affirming care, and yet were taking testosterone in amounts comparable to those taken by some trans men.

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Maria Thaldore ☀️🔆🏳️ 🔵 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 3d

repost to make it decline faster

Futurism @futurism.com · 3d

Not good, Sam.

ChatGPT Usage Has Peaked and Is Now Declining, New Data Finds

Third-party app intelligence firm Apptopia found that ChatGPT mobile app growth and time spent on the app slowed down significantly.

trib.al

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 3d

That looks like the one I have, I cut the hood out of mine because it's designed to be worn under a helmet instead of as a standalone garment

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A butterhat (comissions open) @butterhat.bsky.social · 4d

Miku!

#HatsuneMiku #VOCALOID

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🌸☀️idspispopd🌙🥀 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 3d

Grand Theft Auto 3 (2001) is now as old as Space Wars arcade (1977) was when Grand Theft Auto 3 was released.

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 3d

I also have an Austrian M65 parka (not the Goretex version), that one is a combination fall raincoat and weighted blanket

DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 3d

A few years ago I was given an M-1950 overcoat that wasn't shredded and it's been my winter coat ever since

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Asahi's Corrections Officer @smuggestsage.bsky.social · 4d

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Jag 🔜 Furpoc @jagofalltrades.oto.gay · 4d

i am once again apologizing to anyone learning through this that they announced the name of the new pop'n game

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 4d

Idk, I'll go rub my car against yours and we can find out together

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 4d

*ahem*

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · Aug 24

My shiny spheal in pokemon legends arceus sat facing the camera in the Alabaster Icelands. He is positioned so that an NPC's speech bubble is over him and it looks like he is saying "I'm bored. Wish there were someone to rob..."

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 4d

It's not bullying if you park really close to a double parked car

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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social · 5d

#MondayMotivation

Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall

YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP.
YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS.
THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED
TONES

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DJHeinle @djheinle.bsky.social · 5d

Waow

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6d

Before AI, if a president wanted to make a video where he dropped poop on protesters, it would cost hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars in effects. Reagan had to do his entirely in stop motion.

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Sue Donym, who I will remind you was acquited on all charges, @suedonym.bsky.social · 9d

you into tabletop gaming?

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 7d

I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters

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mental health pixelslop @lewmo.bsky.social · Jun 16

106. grond

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