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Devilpants

@devilpants.bsky.social

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any/yours (yes, seriously) ☑ This user does not want to see or be seen by straight people. Not on twitter; I block all genAI profile pic by @planetremulon.bsky.social pay me $150 CDN to get unblocked ko-fi.com/devilpants

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · Mar 31

every day I am at risk of hearing a rich person's opinion and frankly I think that should count as a human rights violation

Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 9h

closest I've ever had to this was Exploding Head Syndrome, which I was very relieved to discover was a thing other people also experience and in my case was definitely caused by stress.

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aliumfungus art @aliumfungus.bsky.social · 13h

If you fart they will forget in an hour. But if you shit your pants they will remember you for a lifetime. You gotta make big plays to be a Big Player!!!! 💪💯🫡

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14h

A man says "I'm having a great time on our vacation in Spain..." A bunch of people in pointed hoods start walking down the street. The man says "OH GOD! IT'S THE KLAN!" His friend grabs him by the shoulder and says "relax dude. It's just Catholics." The man exclaims "OH GOD! CATHOLICS!"

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 15h

Hard to gauge. I want to say a low number, but as soon as I open my mouth, people can tell I'm neurodivergent, which some people find threatening. I also have a permanent always-on aura of "in trouble" -- I'm naturally sneaky and shifty, which is very different from just being intimidating.

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 2d

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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 15h

friendly reminder that the BDS microsoft boycott is still happening

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🎨🌙 Remu | Live2D & Illustration @planetremulon.bsky.social · 21h

I am now open for chibi models like this over on VGen, under my VTuber services! vgen.co/planetremulon

🎨🌙 Remu | Live2D & Illustration @planetremulon.bsky.social · 4d

Chibi mouse+mic-controlled model! #Live2D #VTubers ✨🎨

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 21h

thanks, I was thinking specifically of Something Awful when I wrote it, but there are plenty of other forums and IRC chatrooms hidden deep in the recesses of the internet that match what I described

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 21h

The only reason I use it is because forums don't exist anymore, and if they do, it's the same tiny group of grumpy 40-to-50-somethings who have known each other for 30 years and don't take too kindly to newcomers.

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neko68k @rokumanhassen.jp · 1d

it's true you know

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 1d

I love this sooooo much. I hope it gets worse for them.

EJ The Third @ejthethird.bsky.social · 1d

We got CS2 item market crash before US market crash.

Tumblr text post "valve just utterly torpedoed the csgo skin economy lmao?" A couple of news headlines are mentioned, and the gist is that valve added an ability to trade up skins by sending in 5 reds for a knife or pair of gloves. Reds are usually worth $10, while knives tend to be in the thousands.

A couple of comment screenshots "fuck m. My trade that was $300 yesterday is $170 today. Yay" "my $1300 knife went to $400".

"In the span of 12 hours, btw. If you're wondering why steam is slow or laggy rn, it's because of high-value csgo inventory holders rushing to cash out as quickly as possible." Warren buffet is posted here.

Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 2d

a government and a nation completely bereft of anything resembling dignity

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𝄞.⠀⠀vyn⠀⠀﹙ scaradosed｡ ﹚⠀4 DAYS TILL 🎂 !!! @kinichswife.bsky.social · 3d

i swear usa is so fucked bro how tf is your gov homeland security beefing on twitter with a guy named hoodgenius AND YOU'RE LOSING TO HIM??????

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 2d

sure the ones who don't know that already are pretty hittable, but the ones I really want to hit are the weepy simpering "uuuuuu no viowence pwease 🥺dat makes you just as bad as them!!!!!!!!" useful idiot pseudo-pacifist morons

Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 3d

I've lived in rural areas and small towns and I can confirm all of these things are true

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 3d

whomst amongst us

2 panel comic

Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone”

Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 3d

banned for thread necromancy, start a new thread instead
also banned for starting a new thread when the topic is already covered by an old thread

Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 3d

The closest I EVER got was falling for early 2000s Islamophobia and browsing conspiracy websites, and fortunately I grew out of both of those real fast

Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 3d

the way I've tried to explain it to people who don't get it is "Okay, but what counts as pornography, and who decides that?" and extrapolate from there

Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 3d

if I ever finish that metroidvania I've always wanted to make, the two difficulty modes will be
I Have a Day Job and Do My Own Taxes
and
I Have No Responsibilities

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 3d

"trans white women all had a nazi phase"

No The Fuck We Didn't.

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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 3d

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

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EXEGESIS FREAK @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 3d

So much of being a fascist is pissing yourself off on purpose so your Will can Triumph over something for 20 minutes. Birthday Boy Ideology.

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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 4d

We really are lucky that fascists do not value skill and expertise

I would even say that some actively hate them as concepts

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 4d

We are so lucky our fascists are some of the dumbest people to ever live

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Micah @rincewind.run · 4d

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society

also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 4d

The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.

Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 4d

Someone went there:

"It Kind of Seems Like Peter Thiel is Losing It"

via @futurism.com

futurism.com/future-socie...

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