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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 11h

#ULTIMATECRACKSMOKINGWARLOCK #RETURNOFWARLOCK #WHEREISJOEBIDEN

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 12h

What the hell is "the funny flying horse"

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 12h

Semen essentialism

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 12h

Wrestler whose gimmick is that he gets stretchered out after every one of his matches, regardless of whether he wins or loses, regardless of whether or not his opponent got any meaningful offense in.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Men who drink scotch whiskey all night long and die behind the wheel vs men who go back, jack, do it again

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 13h

The two types of tweets about NXT women are 1. the words "The future is in good hands" accompanied by a video of two blonde supermodels doing 2014 PWG spots in slow motion and 2. the most disgusting unhinged sexual shit you will ever read in your entire life.

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 19h

Core to playing this down is pretending that "Young Republicans" aren't 40 years old with top positions in both the party and government. One's a state senator.

Nathan Bernard @nathantbernard.bsky.social · 19h

the "kids" were mostly 30+ years old and said they love hitler

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 14h

This was embarrassing to begin with but the fact that the Israelis immediately violated the ceasefire like they always do elevates it to high comedy

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 2d

Time magazine doing Nazi propaganda and using its language

This is very very specific language they only had one parallel and it’s originally in German.

TIME
HIS
TRIUMPH
by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER
ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS
by MUHAMMAD BIN ABDULKARIM AL-ISSA

Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 14h

A few days ago I was at a petting zoo with my nephew and two adolescent goats who were wandering around unpenned stood on me the way dogs do when they're excited to see you. It was weird and I wouldn't recommend the experience.

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Skye @itzskye.bsky.social · 16h

Spread the word on resources that people may need!

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ニノ脚踏み/Ninoashi-Fumi💙❌❌ @fumiste000.bsky.social · 1d

⚓️🐬ＴＯＴＳＵＧＥＫＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩＩ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#GGST

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Men who drink scotch whiskey all night long and die behind the wheel vs men who go back, jack, do it again

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Horrifying prospect.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

[on an episode of Cocks & Cumming]
BENNY: The MyPillow guy is 100% a pedophile, right?
RAFI: He fucking better be at this point.
BENNY: Because his whole thing makes no sense unless he was an Epstein client.
RAFI: Right, exactly.
BENNY: Do we have to fuck him?
RAFI: *sighs* Yeah.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

[on an episode of Cocks & Cumming]
RAFI: I've stopped drinking anything that isn't gamer piss.
BENNY: No gamer cum?
RAFI: Gamer piss has all the same nutrients as gamer cum without the added baggage of someone having to milk a gamer's prostate to get it.
BENNY: That makes sense.

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Has anyone mentioned how funny it is that Bully Ray has dedicated his life to deepthroating TKO and they still won't let him have "Bubba Ray Dudley" back

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⚡🧟‍♀️ MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE!! 🧟‍♀️⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 1d

Hard agree... as soon as we build out sufficient green energy to do it.

Plastic isn't meaningfully recyclable, but if we're burning oil to mention the glass down, it's just trading one petrol disaster for another.

M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 2d

My most unhinged(?) take:

This is not just 70s nostalgia

I think we should go back to glass bottles & jars for packaging ALL pre-prepared food & drink.

Glass is near-infinitely recyclable and the improvement for both human health and the health of the environment would be significant.

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CC Kirby @cckirby.bsky.social · 1d

As a reminder to people who think talking peacefully to these idiots is going to change them, this incident is what led to the beginning of the end of her career. She lost her cushy orange juice sponsorship contract due to the negative publicity surrounding her as well as her other endorsements

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 3d

If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

The VistaVision Renaissance really only lasted two movies, huh

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 1d

First peek at M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor

• The film was reportedly shot on VistaVision

• Described as a supernatural romantic thriller based on an original story co-created by Shyamalan & novelist Nicholas Sparks

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

israel has already broken the ceasefire

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

The Power Glove bit in Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare is weird because it 100% relies on the viewer already knowing what a Nintendo Power Glove is.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 1d

Admittedly this is a very funny gag to start the movie on.

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 2d

Im currently in my hospital bed recovering from my sex change operation. Unlike my elders I was able to do so officially and with specialized pros. This woulnt be possible without miss major and all my elders. I am so thankfull. May she be embraced by the heavens as she so rightly deserves

Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking: Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, the legendary transgender activist and veteran of the Stonewall uprising who dedicated her life to the liberation of trans people, especially Black trans women, has died at 78.

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