Doug Brooks
@desertvol.bsky.social
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Classless Vol fan, advocate for pro soccer in Tennessee, man of science, Taika Waititi stan, Star Wars: The High Republic enthusiast. He/him
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The prologue to the Star Wars novelization from 1977:
desertvol.bsky.social
To be honest, the Pope being an American and a shit talking White Sox fan sounds like a King Ralph sequel plot, but it’s even better in reality.
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midnightnass.bsky.social
I Photoshop Neel into The Book of Boba Fett everyday...

Day 66

#StarWars
desertvol.bsky.social
It’s like “Sandwich King” Jeff Mauro says, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social, you can make any sandwich into a meal and any meal into a sandwich.
shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
My lawyer, defending me from charges raised by this episode's title: Actually this episode is about Trent Dilfer, Bill Belichick, and ACC television scheduling
Buddy Ryan Spank Bank Mother Lode
Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 10/15/2025 · 1h 28m
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mattbrown.bsky.social
ME: "Girls, I'm going to a college campus today. Would you like me to see if they have a stuffed animal of the mascot for your collection?

KIDS: "lets see the mascot"

(shows them the Penn State Nittany Lion)

GIRLS: (visibly recoiling) absolutely not. Please do not bring that to our house.
desertvol.bsky.social
My man stylin’ and (woo!) profilin’ for his school photo!
desertvol.bsky.social
I definitely need to add that to my list. I think Mission: Impossible II gets way too much hate. It’s a fun John Woo movie.
desertvol.bsky.social
We need a timeline cleanse. Post a photo of the sun.

Disney’s Hollywood Studios, March 2025
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desertvol.bsky.social
I am so excited for this!
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desertvol.bsky.social
I’ve heard the new Tron movie isn’t great, but you know what’s awesome? The ride.
desertvol.bsky.social
I already feel de-feet-ed.
desertvol.bsky.social
This episode was so much fun, guys! I’ve always loved telling people I learned about DNA from an ‘80s cartoon.
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jacketdan.bsky.social
I've been in non-stop work calls so I haven't pushed this yet, but yes @hooverstreetrag.org and I talked for nearly an hour on GI Joe, the surprisingly woke 80's cartoon about the military that was designed to sell toys
hooverstreetrag.org
Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?

Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.

open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
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desertvol.bsky.social
I like the idea of a Skyline flavor profile deconstruction.
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lauraolin.bsky.social
The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
what happens if you reverse the polarity of big dick energy
desertvol.bsky.social
Gotta say I’m shocked.
desertvol.bsky.social
This will be on my shelf in mere months.
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dailysimpsons.bsky.social
32 years ago today, Homer Simpson verbally assaulted a nerd. “Homer Goes to College” first aired October 14, 1993.
desertvol.bsky.social
I don’t know why this is cracking me up so much! 😂
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theswu.bsky.social
Still love Drew Struzan’s amazing poster for ‘The Force Awakens’, which ended up being the last Star Wars poster he created. 🎨💙
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
consider: ashton jeanty saying “football” over and over again