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@demandavoider.bsky.social

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When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 14d

People who compliment my beard never think to ask how much of it is cat hair.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 7d

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Eldritch

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 4d

maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 6h

It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 6h

Thank you so much 🫶

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 4d

Making my entire personality about being bitten by a radioactive spider that one time

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 6d

Friendly reminder that I'm also on Mastodon.

If you're jumping ship, let's party over there! (I'll be here too. Probably.)

Path (@[email protected])

76 Posts, 86 Following, 305 Followers · When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.

beige.party

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 9d

Guys the 7 layer burrito is back on the menu at taco bell so looks like there could be some hope left after all

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

Aww thank you 🫶

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Jun 1

According to the adverts, Yogurt is out.
Cream cheese, Cottage cheese, and Sour cream are what you need to dump down your dairy hole.

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Jun 24

"likes" are unsatisfying.

drill a hole in my stomach with an 8 inch auger bit so I can feel something.

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · Aug 17

Buying a balaclava, a t-shirt cannon, and a dozen footlong subs.

be ungovernable.

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 29d

In my "lone dripping faucet to denote the slow passage of time trope" era

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

Awesome list! 🖤

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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝙾𝙾𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social · 13d

Need a quick Halloween costume?

Try:
𝑫𝒖𝒄𝒕 𝑻𝒂𝒑𝒆 𝑴𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒚!™

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · 12d

Suspect: You don't have any proof!

Detective: *slowly pulls a pudding cup from his pocket

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

This is legitimately impressive.

Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

waiting until November 1st to do a spooky handle and pfp is a real power move.

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Juan Thicc @gabemathewsband.bsky.social · 12d

It's that wonderful time of year again when the spiderwebs I've been too lazy to clean become functional decorations.

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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · Nov 14

A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

You are the one person in the world I trust when it comes to the "follow all" button.

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 11d

✊🐸🚛🫀🤯

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 11d

Here’s a collection of goobers I would gladly hand deliver feeder crickets to as compensation for the lols they provide me on the daily.

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · Sep 13

t shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt

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